Egg Puns

 – 55 total
                  
We have added the most hilarious egg puns from all over the Internet. We’ve looked all over the web for the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys sent over to us, and have added them here.

On this page, you will find the funniest egg puns found on the World Wide Web. Things like the egg literally coming before the chicken, a chicken beating eggs (kids) for breakfast and your brain feeling scrambled and that’s only to start.

While you are here browsing through our collection of jokes, memes, videos and articles please rate your favorites; share them with your friends and kappit! We are always adding new content so we invite you to check back as often as you like.
Colonel Mustard in the library with the Candlestick

Just as I egg-spcected
Colonel Mustard in the library with the Candlestick

Just as I egg-spcected


Detective Jokes,  Best Chicken Jokes,  
    
0%

Sponsored Ad
What does an egg say when it's turnt?

-"Omelette"
What does an egg say when it's turnt?

-"Omelette"


Memes,  Funny Egg Jokes,  Food Humor,  
    
100%

Mum, Dad: I'm an Easter egg!

Oh no!!
Mum, Dad: I'm an Easter egg!

Oh no!!


Best Gay Jokes,  Gay One Liners,  Great Gay Jokes,  
    
0%

Have an eggcellent birthday!
KAPPITS (1)
Dear: Beth
Have an eggcellent birthday!

Funny Jokes,  Happy Birthday Puns,  Happy Birthday Jokes For Kids,  
    
0%

Oh my God! Again, Again, I catch you beating the children!
Oh my God! Again, Again, I catch you beating the children!

Funny Jokes,  Child Abuse Jokes,  Funny Cartoon Clips,  
    
0%

Hows the diet going?

Not good. I had eggs for breakfast.

Scrambled?

Cadbury's
Hows the diet going?

Not good. I had eggs for breakfast.

Scrambled?

Cadbury's


Memes,  Funny Diet Quotes,  The Rock Meme,  
    
100%

guess w just got laid!

ing awesome man!

das mah boiiiii

you're one of us now, bro.
guess w just got laid!

ing awesome man!

das mah boiiiii

you're one of us now, bro.


Funny Jokes,  Comic Puns,  Funny Short Comics,  
    
0%

Sponsored Ad
To:

You're eggactly what I'm looking for

From:
KAPPITS (2)
Ginde: Your
Ginde: Rani
To:

You're eggactly what I'm looking for

From:


Funny Jokes,  Egg Jokes Puns,  
    
0%

I can't eggsplain all that I'm feeling
I can't eggsplain all that I'm feeling

Funny Jokes,  Puns One Liners,  
    
0%

To:

You're eggstraordinary

From:
To:

You're eggstraordinary

From:


Funny Jokes,  Valentines Day Puns,  
    
0%

eggsotic dancer
eggsotic dancer

Meme,  Stripper Jokes,  
    
0%

This is an eggcellent idea. 

I bet no one else thought of such an eggstraordinary costume.

And that's no jyoke!

Oops...

My brain feels a little scrambled
This is an eggcellent idea.

I bet no one else thought of such an eggstraordinary costume.

And that's no jyoke!

Oops...

My brain feels a little scrambled


Funny Jokes,  Bad Puns,  
    
0%

What happens when an egg laughs?

It cracks up.
What happens when an egg laughs?

It cracks up.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Kids Jokes,  
    
0%

LOL... You crack me up!
LOL... You crack me up!

Funny Pictures,  Funny Puns For Kids,  Pun Examples,  
    
0%

well i guess we answered "that" question.
well i guess we answered "that" question.

Funny Jokes,  
    
0%




page
1
Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured!