Egypt Jokes

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Two archaeologists were excavating a tomb in Egypt. Arch.1: I just found another tomb of a mummefied pharoah! Arch 2: Are you serious? Arch 1: No bones about it!
Two archaeologists were excavating a tomb in Egypt.

Arch.1: I just found another tomb of a mummefied pharoah!

Arch 2: Are you serious?

Arch 1: No bones about it!

Archaeologist Jokes,  Bone Puns,  
    
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Which underwear does King Tut wear? Fruit of the tomb!
Which underwear does King Tut wear?

Fruit of the tomb!

Underwear Jokes,  Mummy Jokes,  Corny Kid Jokes,  
    
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What did the old Egyptian get by staring at the river? * See-Nile!
What did the old Egyptian get by staring at the river?

* See-Nile!

Egypt Puns,  Best Kid Jokes,  
    
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Psst, psst, psst.... Secrets of the pyramids
Psst, psst, psst....

Secrets of the pyramids

Egypt Puns,  Funny Images Jokes,  
    
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I'd rather be enslaved to a sadistic Egyptian Pharaoh than temporarily give up anything leavened.
I'd rather be enslaved to a sadistic Egyptian Pharaoh than temporarily give up anything leavened.

Funny Ecards,  Egyptian Jokes,  
    
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt.

Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Memes,  Funny Jokes About Dogs,  
    
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Meanwhile in Egypt
Meanwhile in

Egypt

Memes,  Meanwhile In,  
    
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Meanwhile in

Egypt

Memes,  Meanwhile In,  
    
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Did you hear about the recent protests in Egypt? Their government was a pyramid scheme.
Did you hear about the recent protests in Egypt?

Their government was a pyramid scheme.

Memes,  Lame Pun Coon (theme),  Egyptian Jokes,  
    
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Meanwhile in Egypt
Meanwhile in Egypt

Memes,  Shoe Memes,  
    
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What we think Egypt looks like What it looks like right now
What we think Egypt looks like

What it looks like right now

Memes,  Humorous Photos,  
    
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We were worshipped in Egypt! I would like this tradition to continue in this house!
We were worshipped in Egypt!

I would like this tradition to continue in this house!

Memes,  Cat Joke Pictures,  Religious Jokes,  
    
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Bleeuughrghuguuhbl

Memes,  Egyptian Jokes,  
    
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simple football match leads to 74 deaths egyptians
simple football match

leads to 74 deaths

egyptians

Memes,  Good Football Jokes,  
    
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come on you we have two more pyramids to finish till midnight!
come on you

we have two more pyramids to finish till midnight!

Memes,  Adult Funny Jokes,  
    
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