Egypt Puns

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When you think of Egypt, Pharaohs, pyramids and mummies may come to mind. Did you know that Cleopatra was an extremely beautiful woman? They say that she was the Pharaohs of them all. Even though the men wore just as much makeup as the women did, they had to wait until death to become a mummy.

Here we have added the best Egypt puns from all across the Internet. We have taken anything popular and viral jokes we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them.

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What do you call small rivers in Egypt?

Juveniles
What do you call small rivers in Egypt?

Juveniles


River Jokes,  Geography Puns,  
    
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What do you call an Egyptian doctor?

 Cairo-practor.
What do you call an Egyptian doctor?

Cairo-practor.


Doctor Humor,  Pun Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Why dont mummies take vacations?

 Theyre afraid to relax and unwind!
Why dont mummies take vacations?

Theyre afraid to relax and unwind!


Vacation Jokes,  Mummy Jokes,  
    
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Do mummies enjoy being mummies?

 Of corpse!
Do mummies enjoy being mummies?

Of corpse!


Mummy Jokes,  Death Puns,  
    
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Why didnt Cleopatra go to the psychiatrist?

 She was the Queen of Denial!
Why didnt Cleopatra go to the psychiatrist?

She was the Queen of Denial!


Question And Answer Jokes,  Psychiatrist Jokes,  
    
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What do they say at ancient Egyptian funeral homes?

 Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your mummy back!
What do they say at ancient Egyptian funeral homes?

Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your mummy back!


Funeral Jokes,  Funny Silly Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What does King Tuts secretary say on the phone?

 The King cant talk right now. Hes all wrapped up!
What does King Tuts secretary say on the phone?

The King cant talk right now. Hes all wrapped up!


Ancient Egyptian Jokes,  Egyptian Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What did one pyramid say to the other?

 Hows your mummy!
What did one pyramid say to the other?

Hows your mummy!


Good Kids Jokes,  Young Kids Jokes,  
    
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Where do mummies go for a swim?

 To the dead sea!
Where do mummies go for a swim?

To the dead sea!


Mummy Jokes,  Kid Riddles,  
    
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Did you hear about the tense mummy?

 He was all wound up!
Did you hear about the tense mummy?

He was all wound up!


Mummy Jokes,  Clean Kids Jokes,  
    
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What God sucks at video games?

Anoobis
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What God sucks at video games?

Anoobis


Video Game Jokes,  Video Game Humor,  God Jokes,  
    
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What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?

 Any old girl he can dig up!
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?

Any old girl he can dig up!


Mummy Jokes,  Date Jokes,  
    
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What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?

 I want my mummy!
What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?

I want my mummy!


Mummy Jokes,  Nightmare Jokes,  
    
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Where do Pharaohs like to eat?

 Pizza Tut!
Where do Pharaohs like to eat?

Pizza Tut!


Ancient Egyptian Jokes,  Pizza Hut Jokes,  
    
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Did you hear about the angry mummy?

 He flipped his lid!
Did you hear about the angry mummy?

He flipped his lid!


Mummy Jokes,  Angry Jokes,  
    
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