Egypt Puns

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Slave Jokes,  Egypt Jokes,  Slavery Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a mean Ancient Egyptian leader?

Un-fair-oh.


Ancient Egyptian Jokes,  Egyptian Jokes  
    
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Cleopatra was the Pharaohs one of all.

Cleopatra Jokes,  Ancient Egyptian Jokes  
    
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Q: Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

A: His mummy.


Mummy Jokes,  Ancient Egyptian Jokes,  
    
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An old man in Egypt was showing a bunch of tourists how to top up a camel with water.

"That way," He said, "you can get an extra day out of them between drinks!"As the camel bent down to drink, the old man bashed the camel's balls.

The camel sucked in a breath and took in 3 days extra water."Doesn't that hurt?" asked one of the tourists."Nah," ; replied the old man, "Only if you get your fingers caught!"


Old Man Joke,  Tourists Jokes,  Camel Puns  
    
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Q: What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

A: Cairo-practor.


Bone Puns,  Egyptian Jokes For Kids,  Bone Jokes  
    
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Q: Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

A: Because his daddy was a mummy


Egyptian Jokes For Kids,  Parent Jokes,  Egyptian Jokes,  
    
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