Elephant Jokes
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'Intoxicated' Sri Lankan Man Lucky To Be Alive After Attempting To Fight Elephant
a drunken man in sri lanka is nearly killed when he tries to fight a wild elephant.
Animals, Funny World News, Crazy Videos Fights,
a drunken man in sri lanka is nearly killed when he tries to fight a wild elephant.
Animals, Funny World News, Crazy Videos Fights,
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Q: What's the difference between a Duck girl and an elephant?
A: About 10 pounds.
Q: How do you make it even?
A: Force feed the elephant.
Oregon Duck Jokes, Fat Disses
A: About 10 pounds.
Q: How do you make it even?
A: Force feed the elephant.
Oregon Duck Jokes, Fat Disses
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What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back!
Circus Jokes, Cop Humor
The police made him bring it back!
Circus Jokes, Cop Humor
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Why don't elephants ride bikes?
Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell!
Funny Elephant Jokes, Bike Humor
Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell!
Funny Elephant Jokes, Bike Humor
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A zookeeper walks into a pub with an elephant.
and orders two beers. After a few hours and a few more drinks, the elephant collapses drunk on the floor. As the zookeeper stumbles for the door, the bartender calls after him, "Hey! You can't just leave that lyin' here!" The zookeeper slurs, "That's not a lion; it's an elephant."
Bar Jokes, Funny Drunk Jokes,
and orders two beers. After a few hours and a few more drinks, the elephant collapses drunk on the floor. As the zookeeper stumbles for the door, the bartender calls after him, "Hey! You can't just leave that lyin' here!" The zookeeper slurs, "That's not a lion; it's an elephant."
Bar Jokes, Funny Drunk Jokes,
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
Time to get a new car.
Car Puns, Time Jokes, Children Jokes And Riddles
Time to get a new car.
Car Puns, Time Jokes, Children Jokes And Riddles
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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?
On television.
Television Jokes, One Liner Animal Jokes
On television.
Television Jokes, One Liner Animal Jokes
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