Elephant Jokes

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"He was an Obama supporter from the beginning."
"He was an Obama supporter from the beginning."

Obama Humor,  Big Ear Jokes,  
    
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and that was the last time he saw his .
and that was the last time he saw his .

Memes,  Funny Pics,  
    
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awkward elephant encounter.
awkward elephant encounter.

Funny Pictures,  
    
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there's no time to explain

get on the elephant!
there's no time to explain

get on the elephant!


Memes,  Funny Animal Pictures,  
    
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'Intoxicated' Sri Lankan Man Lucky To Be Alive After Attempting To Fight Elephant
a drunken man in sri lanka is nearly killed when he tries to fight a wild elephant.

Animals,  Funny World News,  Crazy Videos Fights,  
    
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I believe your argument

Is irrelephant
I believe your argument

Is irrelephant


Meme,  Elephant Memes,  
    
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Q: What's the difference between a Duck girl and an elephant?
A: About 10 pounds.

Q: How do you make it even?
A: Force feed the elephant.


Oregon Duck Jokes,  Fat Disses  
    
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Why are elephants so wrinkled?

They take too long to iron!


Iron Jokes,  Corny Animal Jokes  
    
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What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back!


Circus Jokes,  Cop Humor  
    
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Why don't elephants ride bikes?

Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell!


Funny Elephant Jokes,  Bike Humor  
    
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A zookeeper walks into a pub with an elephant.

and orders two beers. After a few hours and a few more drinks, the elephant collapses drunk on the floor. As the zookeeper stumbles for the door, the bartender calls after him, "Hey! You can't just leave that lyin' here!" The zookeeper slurs, "That's not a lion; it's an elephant."


Bar Jokes,  Funny Drunk Jokes,  
    
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.


Car Puns,  Time Jokes,  Children Jokes And Riddles  
    
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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television.


Television Jokes,  One Liner Animal Jokes  
    
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