'Intoxicated' Sri Lankan Man Lucky To Be Alive After Attempting To Fight Elephant a drunken man in sri lanka is nearly killed when he tries to fight a wild elephant.
and orders two beers. After a few hours and a few more drinks, the elephant collapses drunk on the floor. As the zookeeper stumbles for the door, the bartender calls after him, "Hey! You can't just leave that lyin' here!" The zookeeper slurs, "That's not a lion; it's an elephant."