Elephant Puns

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Grandpa: And remember, why do we never call girls fat?

Boy: Because elephants never forget
Grandpa: And remember, why do we never call girls fat?

Boy: Because elephants never forget


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Q:

Why do elephants have trunks?

A:

Because they'd look funny with suitcases.
Q:

Why do elephants have trunks?

A:

Because they'd look funny with suitcases.


Best Elephant Jokes,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

101 Elephant Jokes,  Funny Animals Jokes For Kids  
    
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What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!


Cute Animal Jokes,  Television Jokes,  Young Kid Jokes,  
    
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Q: What did the elephant wish for on his birthday?

A: A trunk full of gifts!


Funny Birthday Wishes For Teachers,  Gift Jokes,  Silly Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Tennis problem #5

My tennis bag could hold an elephant and its children.
Tennis problem #5

My tennis bag could hold an elephant and its children.


Funny Tennis Sayings,  Tennis Humor,  
    
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How do you catch a circus elephant?

Hide in the high grass and make noises like a peanut.


Circus Jokes,  Cute Animal Puns  
    
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Why did the elephants get thrown out of the circus pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks.


Circus Jokes,  Swimming Pool Jokes  
    
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Q: Where does an elephant keep his luggage?

A: In his trunk!


Corny Animal Jokes,  Short Animal Jokes  
    
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Q: How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?

A: You bump your nose on the ceiling!


Nose Puns,  Bedroom Jokes,  Nose Jokes For Kids  
    
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What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?

Nothing, he didnt recognize them!


Zoo Jokes,  Animal Puns,  Funny Joke Riddle  
    
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Short Funny Animal Jokes,  Animal Jokes One Liners,  Drug Jokes One Liners,  
    
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How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!


Travel Jokes,  Animal Jokes One Liners,  Kids Animal Jokes  
    
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Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo.

Father tells son, "If we stand around here long enough, one of them will throw some food at us."


Zoo Jokes,  Food Jokes  
    
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First Kangaroo:

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.


Kangaroo Jokes,  Jokes About Animal,  
    
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