Elevator Jokes

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Me watching the elevator close on people as I calmly press the >|< sign a thousand times
Me watching the elevator close on people as I calmly press the >|< sign a thousand times

Memes,  Savage Meme,  
    
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I got into the elevator at my office today with a guy who I don;t know and we both reached for the same button so I said "floor buddies" and he didn't respond so I am seeking employment elsewhere. Let me know of any jobs please
I got into the elevator at my office today with a guy who I don;t know and we both reached for the same button so I said "floor buddies" and he didn't respond so I am seeking employment elsewhere. Let me know of any jobs please

Memes,  Good Office Jokes,  
    
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Me hitting the close button so you can't get in the elevator.
Me hitting the close button so you can't get in the elevator.

Memes,  Savage Patrick Meme,  
    
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How I stare at the person running from 50 feet away as I press the close door button in the elevator
How I stare at the person running from 50 feet away as I press the close door button in the elevator

Memes,  Hurtbae,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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fix your face... ask ya uncle what happened last time a tried me in a elevator
fix your face... ask ya uncle what happened last time a tried me in a elevator

Memes,  Solange Knowles Memes,  
    
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When u see someone running for the elevator but u close the door anyway.
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lol: lool
lool

lol: when she gay
when she gay

When u see someone running for the elevator but u close the door anyway.

Memes,  When You Meme,  Savage Meme,  
    
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solange like... now y'all know why sh*t went down in the elevator
solange like...

now y'all know why sh*t went down in the elevator

Memes,  Solange Knowles Memes,  Beyonce Funny,  
    
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Elevators are awkward. It's like, "Hey stranger, let's get in this small box and listen to bad music for a few seconds."
Elevators are awkward. It's like, "Hey stranger, let's get in this small box and listen to bad music for a few seconds."

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Clean One Liners,  
    
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Cripple problem #72 When normies say: "I wish I could take the elevator! You're so lucky!"
Cripple problem #72

When normies say: "I wish I could take the elevator! You're so lucky!"

Handicap Jokes,  Disability Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I always wanna say bye to the people on the elevator
I always wanna say bye to the people on the elevator

Funny Jokes,  Silly One Liners,  
    
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Up Down All of the above None of the above
Up
Down
All of the above
None of the above

Buttons Jokes,  Stupid Silly Jokes,  
    
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when someone gets off on the second floor of an extremely crowded elevator i will destroy you, !
when someone gets off on the second floor of an extremely crowded elevator

i will destroy you, !

Memes,  Angry Meme,  
    
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"I'm a bit late. Mind if we go to the floor below the morgue first?"
"I'm a bit late. Mind if we go to the floor below the morgue first?"

Funny Devil Quotes,  Devil Jokes,  
    
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When you get on the elevator And someone takes it one floor
When you get on the elevator

And someone takes it one floor

Chrissy Teigen Meme,  Lazy People Jokes,  
    
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Darth Vader's rarely photographed wife--Ella. Ella Vader.
Darth Vader's rarely photographed wife--Ella. Ella Vader.

Memes,  Elevator Puns,  Darth Vader Jokes,  
    
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