Employee Jokes

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Manager: This is a new employee, tell him how nice it is to work here

Me:
Manager: This is a new employee, tell him how nice it is to work here

Me:


Memes,  Manager Jokes,  
    
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I solemnly swear to forget straws and never fix the ice cream machine"
I solemnly swear to forget straws and never fix the ice cream machine"

Memes,  Mcdonalds Memes,  
    
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When you're eating lunch with your boss and he says "don't worry, I got the bill"

Well yeah...
When you're eating lunch with your boss and he says "don't worry, I got the bill"

Well yeah...


Memes,  Eating Jokes,  Lunch Memes,  
    
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when you and your coworker are worthless pieces of , sharing memes on social media day but you're still getting pain
when you and your coworker are worthless pieces of , sharing memes on social media day but you're still getting pain

Memes,  Work Humor Jokes,  Coworker Jokes,  
    
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When they ask you to shoe the new employee around.

-This is where I come to cry.
-Cool.
When they ask you to shoe the new employee around.

-This is where I come to cry.
-Cool.


Memes,  Work Meme,  Simpsons Jokes,  
    
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So my dad works from home, and my dog always "goes to work" with him, and this just happend
So my dad works from home, and my dog always "goes to work" with him, and this just happend

Memes,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  Funny Work Images,  
    
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So my dad works from home, and my dog always "goes to work" with him, and this just happend
So my dad works from home, and my dog always "goes to work" with him, and this just happend

Memes,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  Funny Work Images,  
    
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When a customer wants t speak to the manager and the manager just tells them the exact same thing you did
When a customer wants t speak to the manager and the manager just tells them the exact same thing you did

Memes,  Customer Jokes,  
    
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"I'm not pointing fingers but someone took a dump in my lunchbox and put it back in the fridge and you're the only employee I have"
"I'm not pointing fingers but someone took a dump in my lunchbox and put it back in the fridge and you're the only employee I have"

Memes,  Practical Jokes,  
    
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Boss: Weaknesses?

Guy: I can't see the haters

Boss: That's an odd respon-

Guy: Hello? Where are you lol
Boss: Weaknesses?

Guy: I can't see the haters

Boss: That's an odd respon-

Guy: Hello? Where are you lol


Memes,  Funny Hater Quotes,  Boss Memes,  
    
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employee: w can i help you today?

i want everyone to know i pull tons of chicks but that i can only do it when i'm wasted.

employee: i gotchu fam
employee: w can i help you today?

i want everyone to know i pull tons of chicks but that i can only do it when i'm wasted.

employee: i gotchu fam


Memes,  Shoes Jokes,  
    
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When ur at work and a customer starts yelling at u but u can't do anything because "the customer always right"
When ur at work and a customer starts yelling at u but u can't do anything because "the customer always right"

Memes,  Customer Jokes,  Work Humor Jokes,  
    
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The "lady who has somehow worked at the same grocery store for your entire life" starter pack
The "lady who has somehow worked at the same grocery store for your entire life" starter pack

Memes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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mcdonald's employees always rolling they eyes when you pay with coins. like  you broke af too,  you giving me atude for?
mcdonald's employees always rolling they eyes when you pay with coins. like you broke af too, you giving me atude for?

Memes,  Broke Jokes,  Mcdonalds Memes,  
    
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Employees be like "I need hours!!!"

And then call in on their shifts
Employees be like "I need hours!!!"

And then call in on their shifts


Memes,  Be Like,  
    
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