Employee Jokes

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"hey frank, working hard or hardly working?" "swear to god carol, ill slap you right here"
"hey frank, working hard or hardly working?"

"swear to god carol, ill slap you right here"

Memes,  Funny Work Related Quotes,  Slap Jokes,  
    
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I just want you to know that I'm so glad that Affirmative Action has given you the opportunity to work with me.
I just want you to know that I'm so glad that Affirmative Action has given you the opportunity to work with me.

Funny Sarcastic One Liners,  Funny Work Jokes,  Affirmative Action Jokes,  
    
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congrats on your promotion which may or may not have been affirmative action-related.
congrats on your promotion which may or may not have been affirmative action-related.

Affirmative Action Jokes,  Job Jokes,  Work Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Oh, so you're Mary Poppins at Disney World You must be one of the more attractive employees
Oh, so you're Mary Poppins at Disney World

You must be one of the more attractive employees

Mary Poppins Jokes,  Disney World Meme,  Willy Wonka Jokes,  
    
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''We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.''
''We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.''

Carrot Jokes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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When the job you want requires "Experience"
When the job you want requires "Experience"

Memes,  Tommy No Job,  Funny Job Jokes,  
    
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i've thrown you out so many times, w the are you still alive? cloning
i've thrown you out so many times, w the are you still alive?

cloning

Clone Jokes,  Funny Questions And Answers Jokes,  
    
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"I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!''
"I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!''

Funny Work Jokes,  Work Jokes,  
    
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he knew too much!
he knew too much!

Mobster Jokes,  Murder Pun,  Murder Jokes,  
    
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''It's great that I get to do shark research, and I don't even have a GED.''
''It's great that I get to do shark research, and I don't even have a GED.''

Diploma Jokes,  Funny Job Jokes,  
    
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"I expect all employees to follow a low cholesterol diet !"
"I expect all employees to follow a low cholesterol diet !"

Cholesterol Jokes,  Diet Jokes,  
    
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If you could stop posting "entry level" positions that require 3-5 years experience That'd be great
If you could stop posting "entry level" positions that require 3-5 years experience

That'd be great

Funny Job Jokes,  Interview Jokes,  
    
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Who you callin' Personal assistant?
Who you callin'

Personal assistant?

Personal Assistant Jokes,  Job Jokes,  
    
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When an employee interrupts your shopping to tell you about their current sales specials.
When an employee interrupts your shopping to tell you about their current sales specials.

Memes,  Shopping Meme,  
    
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Hiring in a recession? Do you want loyal employees? ! Because that's how you get loyal employees!
Hiring in a recession? Do you want loyal employees? !

Because that's how you get loyal employees!

Recession Jokes,  Archer Jokes,  
    
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