Engineering Puns

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How do you fix a train that can't hear?

With an engineer
How do you fix a train that can't hear?

With an engineer


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Train Jokes,  
    
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What's the difference between civil engineers and mechanical engineers?

Mechanical engineers build missiles, civil engineers build targets.
What's the difference between civil engineers and mechanical engineers?

Mechanical engineers build missiles, civil engineers build targets.


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Lame Jokes,  
    
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I don't usually differentiate X^2 

But when I do, I get Dos Equis.
I don't usually differentiate X^2

But when I do, I get Dos Equis.


Dos Equis Meme (theme),  I Dont Always Meme,  
    
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There was a urologist who became an aerospace engineer

He developed an incontinental ballistic missile
There was a urologist who became an aerospace engineer

He developed an incontinental ballistic missile


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Science Puns,  
    
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You know what really grinds my gears

Dry friction and lack of lubricants
You know what really grinds my gears

Dry friction and lack of lubricants


Grinds My Gears (theme),  Science Jokes,  
    
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come to electrical engineering, we have strippers
come to electrical engineering, we have strippers

Engineer Jokes One Liners,  Stripper Jokes,  
    
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Engineering

It's like math but louder
Engineering

It's like math but louder


Math Jokes,  Funny Engineering Images,  
    
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Did you here about the electrical engineer that designed a very inefficient logic gate with pMOS transistors?

It turned out to be an incredibly lame PUN.
Did you here about the electrical engineer that designed a very inefficient logic gate with pMOS transistors?

It turned out to be an incredibly lame PUN.


Lame Pun Coon (theme),  Lame Joke,  
    
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Onwards minions!
Onwards minions!

Minion Jokes,  Funny Nerdy Jokes,  
    
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I will find you

And I will exploit you
I will find you

And I will exploit you


Software Engineer Jokes,  Computer Jokes,  
    
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what does the electrical engineer say to the stoner

i'll sell you a pot
what does the electrical engineer say to the stoner

i'll sell you a pot


Stoner Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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did you hear about the constipated engineer? he worked it out with a pencil. it was a natural log.
did you hear about the constipated engineer? he worked it out with a pencil. it was a natural log.

Engineer Jokes,  Constipation Jokes,  
    
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Sin b

Tan b

= Cosby
Sin b

Tan b

= Cosby


Funny Math Images,  Bill Cosby Joke,  
    
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Two antennas got married - the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.
Two antennas got married - the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.

Best Science Jokes,  Corny Humor,  
    
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