English Jokes

 – 51 total
As a matter of fact, I am English!

How'd you guess?
As a matter of fact, I am English!

How'd you guess?


Rotten Teeth Jokes,  Funny Pictures Joke,  
    
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Insulting Jokes,  Marble Jokes,  Steve Carell Jokes,  
    
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"Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interest. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'."
"Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interest. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'."

Courtroom Jokes,  Court Jokes,  Viking Jokes,  
    
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''I can't believe I went out with an apostrophe. He was so possessive.''
''I can't believe I went out with an apostrophe. He was so possessive.''

Good English Jokes,  Funny English Jokes,  
    
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A disturbance in the force I feel
A disturbance in the force I feel

To Kill A Mockingbird Jokes,  Literature Jokes,  
    
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in math cl: 2+2=4.... but in english cl: 2+2=5
in math cl: 2+2=4.... but in english cl: 2+2=5

1984 Jokes,  Y U No Memes (theme),  Wtf,  
    
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People who call Albuquerque "Burgue" are also the people who call guacamole "Gwack"
People who call Albuquerque "Burgue" are also the people who call guacamole "Gwack"

Guacamole Jokes,  Funny English Quotes,  Best English Joke,  
    
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Call Center Jokes,  Telecommunication Jokes,  Foreign Jokes,  
    
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What if the Peru server

Was full of native English speakers
What if the Peru server

Was full of native English speakers


Peru Jokes,  Keanu Meme,  
    
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Just so we understand each other - I won't need you anymore after I get the nomination.
Just so we understand each other - I won't need you anymore after I get the nomination.

Funny Jokes,  Pinocchio Jokes,  Hilary Clinton Memes,  
    
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I speak four languages

English, sarcasm, swears, and "U mad bruh"
I speak four languages

English, sarcasm, swears, and "U mad bruh"


Memes,  Jokes About Languages,  
    
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After you press 1

For English
After you press 1

For English


Memes,  Good English Jokes,  
    
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Pass the corn flakes

Why?

The installation program is asking me for some sort of serial #
Pass the corn flakes

Why?

The installation program is asking me for some sort of serial #


Funny Jokes,  Classic Puns,  Computer Jokes One Liners,  
    
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You don't understand because

Kings don't speak english we speak kinglish
You don't understand because

Kings don't speak english we speak kinglish


Memes,  King Jokes,  Language Jokes,  
    
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Everyday I'm

Bob Dylan
Everyday I'm

Bob Dylan


Memes,  Bob Dylan Meme,  Inside Jokes,  
    
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