English Pick Up Lines

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I like your face. Let's make out.
I like your face. Let's make out.

Make Out Jokes,  Kissing Jokes,  Great Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Hey girl, 

I'd love to amortize discount on bonds payable
Hey girl,

I'd love to amortize discount on bonds payable


Accounting Puns,  Hey Girl (theme),  
    
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I just met you, and this is crazy

But I'm from the future, and I'm your baby
I just met you, and this is crazy

But I'm from the future, and I'm your baby


Back To The Future Meme,  Hey I Just Met You Meme,  Cheesey Chat Up Lines,  
    
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This is how to ask someone out

Date me please
This is how to ask someone out

Date me please


Memes,  Funny Dating Jokes,  Date Jokes,  
    
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don't let something small like havin a boyfriend get in the way of what we can be
don't let something small like havin a boyfriend get in the way of what we can be

Funny Jokes,  Dating Jokes One Liners,  Worst Pick Up Lines,  
    
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i want to be the reason ur baby mother puts u on child support
i want to be the reason ur baby mother puts u on child support

Memes,  Child Support Jokes,  
    
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do i give fluorine, uranium, carbon, potium and sulfur? 

let me sw you w much of this i give.
do i give fluorine, uranium, carbon, potium and sulfur?

let me sw you w much of this i give.


Memes,  Sulfur Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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Hey girl, 

I believe in you. I know this is a problem you can handle. But if you want my help, I'll heat up that hot pocket for you.
Hey girl,

I believe in you. I know this is a problem you can handle. But if you want my help, I'll heat up that hot pocket for you.


Memes,  Hey Girl Meme,  Cory Booker Meme,  
    
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I can be

Your hero baby
I can be

Your hero baby


Memes,  Enrique Iglesias Jokes,  
    
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I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me? 

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I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?

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Funny Ecards,  Bible Jokes,  Christian Pick Up Lines,  
    
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You know, its not the length of the vector that counts its how you apply the force.

Bad Pick Up Lines,  Worst Chat Up Lines Ever,  
    
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Hey girl. 

I think it's cute when we're in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.
Hey girl.

I think it's cute when we're in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.


Funny Music Quotes,  Cute Clean Jokes  
    
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You look like a maiden in distress, why don't I save you?

American Pick Up Lines,  Cheesy Pick Up Lines  
    
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I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.

Bad Pick Up Lines,  Worst Pick Up Lines  
    
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Let's ring in the New Year with a bang!

101 Chat Up Lines,  American Pick Up Lines,  
    
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