Englishman Jokes

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an englishman, an irishman and an australian walk into a bar, the barman says, "is this some kind of bloody joke?"
an englishman, an irishman and an australian walk into a bar, the barman says, "is this some kind of bloody joke?"

Bar Jokes,  Australian Jokes One Liners,  Bartender Jokes,  
    
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Memes,  Freedom Jokes,  William Wallace Meme,  
    
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ah good sir

i do believe i have shat in my pantaloons
ah good sir

i do believe i have shat in my pantaloons


Gentleman Jokes,  Funny Cute Baby Pictures,  Funny Baby Quotes  
    
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There was an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman who were one day discussing how easily they can get their wives horny.

So the Englishman says, "All I have to do is rub my wife's nipples and she lifts a foot off the bed!"

The Irishman says, "Yeah? Well all I have to do is slip the tongue in and my wife lifts two feet off the bed!"

By now the Scotsman is laughing his head off, "Yeah? That's nothing! All I do is wipe my cock on the curtain and my wife hits the fucking roof!"


Funny Irish Jokes,  Funny Wife Jokes,  
    
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In a train car there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular-looking blonde and a frightfully
awful-looking fat lady.
After several minutes the train happened to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound
of a slap was heard. When they left the tunnel the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thoughtThat French son-of-a-bitch wanted to touch me and must have put his hand on
the fat lady by mistake, who, in turn, must have slapped his face.
The large lady thoughtThat dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked
him.
The Frenchman thoughtThat fucking Englishman put his hand on the blonde and she slapped me
by mistake.
The Englishman thoughtI hope theres another tunnel soon so I can smack that French twat again.


English Man Jokes,  
    
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A Bengali, an Indian, an Englishman, and a Paki enter a bar.

All of a sudden the Bengali throws his glass in the air, takes out his shot gun and shoots it and he proclaims, "In Bangladesh, glass is so cheap, we don't drink from the same one twice! Not to be outdone, the Indian tosses his glass in the air and shoots it.

The Englishmen also throws his glass in the air, but instead shoots the Paki. He proclaims, "There are so many Pakis in England, we never drink with the same one twice!"


Bengali Jokes,  Bangladesh Jokes,  Indian Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a scouser with a job?

A liar!


Racist Jokes,  Job Jokes,  Work Puns,  Liar Jokes,  
    
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