In a train car there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular-looking blonde and a frightfully
awful-looking fat lady.
After several minutes the train happened to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound
of a slap was heard. When they left the tunnel the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thoughtThat French son-of-a-bitch wanted to touch me and must have put his hand on
the fat lady by mistake, who, in turn, must have slapped his face.
The large lady thoughtThat dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked
The Frenchman thoughtThat fucking Englishman put his hand on the blonde and she slapped me
The Englishman thoughtI hope theres another tunnel soon so I can smack that French twat again.
A Bengali, an Indian, an Englishman, and a Paki enter a bar.
All of a sudden the Bengali throws his glass in the air, takes out his shot gun and shoots it and he proclaims, "In Bangladesh, glass is so cheap, we don't drink from the same one twice! Not to be outdone, the Indian tosses his glass in the air and shoots it.
The Englishmen also throws his glass in the air, but instead shoots the Paki. He proclaims, "There are so many Pakis in England, we never drink with the same one twice!"