Eric Cartman Jokes

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Eric cartman jokesDo not be intimidated Respect my authoritah/memegenerator.net
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Eric Cartman is a young character on the TV show, South Park. He is vulgar, racist and fat among other things. In this section, you will find jokes both about Cartman and that he’s made on the show.

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"You will respect my authoritah"
"You will respect my authoritah"

Memes,  Donald Trump Meme,  
    
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i pe you get icicles

on your pubes
i pe you get icicles

on your pubes


Sick Disses,  South Park Meme,  
    
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Dear guys,

I just cannot go on mkay. I'm tired of being fat, mkay, and I have to end it all.

Mkay.
Eric Cartman
Dear guys,

I just cannot go on mkay. I'm tired of being fat, mkay, and I have to end it all.

Mkay.
Eric Cartman


Funny Suicide Notes,  South Park Jokes,  
    
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Enters special olympics without a disability

Comes last in every event
Enters special olympics without a disability

Comes last in every event


Special Olympics Jokes,  Olympic Jokes,  
    
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We are not you

Personal assistant
We are not you

Personal assistant


Personal Assistant Jokes,  South Park Meme,  
    
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Eric Cartman

So Hitler did have a son.
Eric Cartman

So Hitler did have a son.


Demotivational Posters,  Adolf Hitler Jokes,  
    
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Your momma is so poor

When she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers
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Your momma is so poor

When she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers


Memes,  Finger Jokes,  Licking Jokes,  
    
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Your momma is so poor

She waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning
Your momma is so poor

She waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning


Funny Jokes,  Air Conditioning Jokes,  
    
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Jesus loves me this I know

Because Republicans tell me so
Jesus loves me this I know

Because Republicans tell me so


Memes,  Republican Jokes,  
    
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Your momma is so poor

She opened a Gmail account just so she could eat the spam
Your momma is so poor

She opened a Gmail account just so she could eat the spam


Funny Jokes,  Yo Mama So Poor Jokes,  
    
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What if Santa claus is actually Eric Cartman 

And that is why poor, Jews and Muslims never get christmas presents
What if Santa claus is actually Eric Cartman

And that is why poor, Jews and Muslims never get christmas presents


Memes,  Santa Claus Jokes,  
    
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love is like taking a dump, butters. sometimes it works itself out. 

but sometimes you gotta give it a nice, hard, slimy push.
love is like taking a dump, butters. sometimes it works itself out.

but sometimes you gotta give it a nice, hard, slimy push.


Memes,  Hilarious Love Jokes,  Funny Love Quote,  
    
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from: hungdaddy

hi. i'm eight and a half inches.

sorry, i'm not interested in being friends with midgets.
from: hungdaddy

hi. i'm eight and a half inches.

sorry, i'm not interested in being friends with midgets.


Funny Quotes,  Midget Insults,  Funny Midget Jokes,  
    
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Cartman you dumbass

You know nothing about Christianity

I know enough

To exploit it
Cartman you dumbass

You know nothing about Christianity

I know enough

To exploit it


Funny Quotes,  South Park Jokes,  
    
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