Escalator Jokes

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Why did Christopher Reeve miss his flight to the awards ceremony? 

He was stuck on a broken escalator!
Why did Christopher Reeve miss his flight to the awards ceremony?

He was stuck on a broken escalator!


Christopher Reeve Jokes,  Funny Stupid Jokes,  
    
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Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Wyoming library? 

A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Wyoming library?

A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.


Wyoming State Jokes,  College Student Jokes,  
    
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Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.
Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.

Rock Climbing Jokes,  Mountain Jokes,  
    
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an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. you suld never see an escalator temporarily out of order sign, just escalator temporarily stairs. sorry for the convenience. 

(mitch hedberg)
an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. you suld never see an escalator temporarily out of order sign, just escalator temporarily stairs. sorry for the convenience.

(mitch hedberg)


Funny Quotes,  Mitch Hedberg Jokes,  Best Comedian Jokes,  
    
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That brief moment of preparation before stepping onto an escalator.
That brief moment of preparation before stepping onto an escalator.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Random Thoughts,  
    
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Was just trapped on the escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

Y didn't you just walk dwn the escalator thn lol xx

Coz it stoped workin

An escalator is just moving steps lol

Oh yeah so it is lol

Lol did u mean elevator? xx

No an escalator
Was just trapped on the escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

Y didn't you just walk dwn the escalator thn lol xx

Coz it stoped workin

An escalator is just moving steps lol

Oh yeah so it is lol

Lol did u mean elevator? xx

No an escalator


Funny Pictures,  Stupid People Quotes,  Elevator Puns,  
    
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Sees an escalator for the first time

What are those?  Lazy stairs?
Sees an escalator for the first time

What are those? Lazy stairs?


Memes,  Amish Jokes,  
    
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The Dark Knight

Descends
The Dark Knight

Descends


Dark Knight Jokes,  Batman Memes,  Superhero Meme,  
    
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Stepping onto and escalator...

*Me looking down at my feet

Clean my shoes.
Stepping onto and escalator...

*Me looking down at my feet

Clean my shoes.


Shoes Jokes,  Fun Meme  
    
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see an up escalator ahead 

scope out which girl to stand behind
see an up escalator ahead

scope out which girl to stand behind


Foul Bachelor Frog Meme  
    
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Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Oregon library?

A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours


Oregon Duck Jokes,  Library Jokes,  Idiot And Fool Jokes,  
    
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My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.

My Wife Jokes,  Discount Jokes,  Cheap Jokes  
    
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