Eskimo Jokes

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What's the name of Agent 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond
What's the name of Agent 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond


James Bond Puns,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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You have what we in our profession call a 'Frozen Shoulder' Mister Saunders.
You have what we in our profession call a 'Frozen Shoulder' Mister Saunders.

Shoulder Jokes,  Doctor Jokes,  
    
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Where do Eskimos train their sled dogs?

In the mush room
Where do Eskimos train their sled dogs?

In the mush room


Sled Dog Jokes,  Mushroom Puns,  Cute Food Jokes,  
    
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Christmas meltdown

"You just had to have a tree with lights, didn't you?
Christmas meltdown

"You just had to have a tree with lights, didn't you?


Funny Jokes,  Top 10 Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Pregnant Eskimo Woman

My water has broken!
Pregnant Eskimo Woman

My water has broken!


Ice Jokes,  Funny Pregnancy Images,  Best Of The Best Jokes,  
    
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The Eskimo wanted to run the marathon,

But he got cold feet.
The Eskimo wanted to run the marathon,

But he got cold feet.


Lame Puns,  Lame Pun Raccoon,  Best Memes  
    
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i think my water broke.
i think my water broke.

Funny Pregnancy Images,  Labor Jokes  
    
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An Eskimo is driving when his car starts to make a noise. He takes it to the garage and the mechanic looks at it. "Hmm, looks like you've blown a seal."

"No," says the Eskimo, "it's just frost on my moustache."


Seal Jokes,  
    
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What do you get when you cross an Eskimo with a black person?

A Snow-blower that Doesnt work!


Racist Black People Jokes,  Black Jokes Jokes,  Black Stereotypes,  
    
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Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold "out tide!"


Clothes Jokes,  Funny Clean Jokes For Kids  
    
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Eskimos go to Tupperware parties to find a tight seal.

Tupperware Jokes,  Seal Jokes  
    
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Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi

Pi Jokes,  Funny Jokes Short One Liners,  Pi Day Jokes  
    
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Q What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

A: Itookalook


Pervert Jokes,  Name Puns  
    
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