Essex Girl Jokes

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Success Kid Memes (theme),  Ex Girlfriend Insults,  
    
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Q. What is the difference between an Essex girl and a 747?

A. Not everyone has been in a 747


Airplane Jokes,  Plane Jokes,  
    
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Q. Why do Essex girls have legs?

A: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.


Leg Jokes,  Snail Puns  
    
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Q. Why do Essex girls drive cars with sunroofs?

A. More leg room.


Women Driver Jokes,  Car Jokes,  
    
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Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a supermarket trolley?

A. The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.


Supermarket Jokes,  Riddle Jokes Funny  
    
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Q. Why do Essex girls have see-through lunch box lids?

A. So they know if it is morning or afternoon.


Morning Jokes,  Dumb Jokes,  Dumb Women Jokes  
    
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Q. What is an Essex girl's favorite rock group?

A. Air Supply


Band Jokes,  Jokes About Girls  
    
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Q. What do you call an Essex girl in a tree with a brief case?

A. Branch Manager


Tree Jokes,  Manager Jokes  
    
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Q. Why are Essex girls hurt by peoples words?

A. Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.


Dictionary Fun Jokes,  Riddle Jokes Funny  
    
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Q. What's the difference between a group of Essex girls and a tribe of sly pygmies?

A. One's a bunch of cunning runts.


Funny Comparison Jokes,  A Good Joke  
    
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Q. What is the difference between butter and an Essex girl?

A. Butter is difficult to spread.


Butter Jokes,  Funny Brain Teasers  
    
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Q. How did the Essex girl break her leg raking leaves?

A. She fell out of the tree


Stupid Woman Jokes,  Leaves Jokes,  
    
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Q. What do you call an Essex girl with 2 brain cells?

A. Pregnant


Brain Jokes,  Pregnancy Jokes  
    
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Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after an Essex girl

A. Cause she blows the horn while driving?


Driving Puns,  
    
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Q. What do you call an Essex girl between two Surrey girls?

A. A mental block.


Jokes About Females,  Mental Jokes  
    
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