Eye Jokes

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why have sex when you can just rub your eyes really hard for like 3 minutes straight
why have sex when you can just rub your eyes really hard for like 3 minutes straight

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anyone else be seeing these things floating around in your eye?? w the u get a picture of this
anyone else be seeing these things floating around in your eye??

w the u get a picture of this

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Them: Your lashes too long Me:
Them: Your lashes too long

Me:

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The way my eyesight is set up don't ever assume I saw you
The way my eyesight is set up don't ever assume I saw you

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1) the 2) the 3) the sadness 4) the audacity
1) the
2) the
3) the sadness
4) the audacity

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still a better smokey eye than urs i tught somebody rocked yo lmaooo
still a better smokey eye than urs

i tught somebody rocked yo lmaooo

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Be thankful if you don't know what this machine is. F:.:ck this machine. It scares me every damn time
Be thankful if you don't know what this machine is.

F:.:ck this machine. It scares me every damn time

Memes,  Machine Jokes,  
    
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When you find out your coworker got the whole week off for having pink eye
When you find out your coworker got the whole week off for having pink eye

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Having blurry sight be like: "Omg look who's coming!!" Me:
Having blurry sight be like: "Omg look who's coming!!"

Me:

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You ever take your glasses off at night and think damn natural selection would've taken my ass a long time ago if it weren't for the development of optometry
You ever take your glasses off at night and think damn natural selection would've taken my ass a long time ago if it weren't for the development of optometry

Memes,  Glasses Jokes,  
    
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1) 2) 3) sad 4) me looking to see w the you think you talking to, cuz it couldn't be me.
1)
2)
3) sad
4) me looking to see w the you think you talking to, cuz it couldn't be me.

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I hate glasses, I hate contacts, I hate being a blind bitch
I hate glasses, I hate contacts, I hate being a blind bitch

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w remembers tse absolute weirdos at scol w used to turn their eyelids inside out??? tse kids were in demons i swear
w remembers tse absolute weirdos at scol w used to turn their eyelids inside out??? tse kids were in demons i swear

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Aye, how strict was yall parents? My parents could speak to me with their eyes
Aye, how strict was yall parents?

My parents could speak to me with their eyes

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Seeing is so expensive if you're not born with 20/20 vision. $70/a month for contacts of $200 to $400 for eyeglasses. Meanwhile shorty over there is wearing non-prescription glasses for "fashion." Must be nice. Seeing for free and appropriating poor vision culture.
Seeing is so expensive if you're not born with 20/20 vision. $70/a month for contacts of $200 to $400 for eyeglasses. Meanwhile shorty over there is wearing non-prescription glasses for "fashion." Must be nice. Seeing for free and appropriating poor vision culture.

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