Eyelash Jokes

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Eyelash jokes
Fake eyelashes are almost a must in your makeup case. Just like with anything the quality ranges from cheap to costing more than rent. Regardless of which quality some people are able to afford not everyone applies them correctly so they end up looking like you have spiders crawling down your face. Sometimes you use too much glue and you see the white glue crusted up from miles away. For the girls that don’t have eyelashes to begin with … let’s not even start in on how they look when they take the fake ones off.

We found the funniest eyelash jokes on the Internet from all over the Internet to share here with you and we are continually adding to the collection. While you’re here enjoy some of our other jokes, rate your favorites and share with your friends on social media.
This is how extra I am
This is how extra I am

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Struggling in the mornings?

Lets talk about lash extensions.
Struggling in the mornings?

Lets talk about lash extensions.


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When you can't afford eyelashes, so you glue in some armpit hair instead.
When you can't afford eyelashes, so you glue in some armpit hair instead.

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How you look....

When your lashes are on wrong.
How you look....

When your lashes are on wrong.


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wtf is wrong with people, she has actual fly legs as her eyelashes! somebody slap this
wtf is wrong with people, she has actual fly legs as her eyelashes! somebody slap this

Memes,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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How you look...

When your lashes are on wrong.
How you look...

When your lashes are on wrong.


Memes,  Beauty Jokes,  
    
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One of her lashes got away at least
One of her lashes got away at least

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I like my eyelashes as dark as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
I like my eyelashes as dark as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.

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Is that a caterpillar?

Fake eyelash
Is that a caterpillar?

Fake eyelash


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Did she... draw..eyelashes..on her eyelids...to make it.....look like.....she has... long eyelashes
Did she... draw..eyelashes..on her eyelids...to make it.....look like.....she has... long eyelashes

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She can't have amazing long lashes and thick arched eyebrows at the same time that's selfish pick a slay
She can't have amazing long lashes and thick arched eyebrows at the same time that's selfish pick a slay

Memes,  Pretty Girl Jokes,  Selfish Jokes,  
    
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That moment when you only have on mascara & someone asks you if you're wearing fake lashes
That moment when you only have on mascara & someone asks you if you're wearing fake lashes

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How I feel when I get my eyelashes done
How I feel when I get my eyelashes done

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When she leaves her eyelashes lying around

And you thought it was a spider
When she leaves her eyelashes lying around

And you thought it was a spider


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