Facebook Status Jokes

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When you scroll down to 2009 on your Facebook wall and start reading some of statuses you put up
When you scroll down to 2009 on your Facebook wall and start reading some of statuses you put up

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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somebody delete the ing  pics son wtf

im looking at them

son

are you serious?
somebody delete the ing pics son wtf

im looking at them

son

are you serious?


David Silverman Meme,  Gay Humor,  
    
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Anyone got a 5/8 ratchet I can use?

I'm 5'2 lol
Anyone got a 5/8 ratchet I can use?

I'm 5'2 lol


Funny Jokes,  Ratchet Jokes,  
    
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Found u in my pocket today haha!
Found u in my pocket today haha!

Memes,  50 Cent Funny,  50 Cent Jokes,  
    
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Uploads an "Omg I am so ugly" status

Waits for her friends to tell her how beautiful she is
Uploads an "Omg I am so ugly" status

Waits for her friends to tell her how beautiful she is


Annoying Facebook Girl (theme),  Funny Facebook Status Jokes,  Annoying Facebook Girl Meme  
    
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stalk crush on facebook 

accidentally like status from 2007
stalk crush on facebook

accidentally like status from 2007


Socially Awkward Penguin (theme),  Crush Jokes,  Stalker Jokes,  
    
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It's a status, not your diary.
It's a status, not your diary.

Online Ecards,  Facebook Jokes One Liners  
    
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What if I told you

That you can go to the gym without telling everyone on Facebook about it
What if I told you

That you can go to the gym without telling everyone on Facebook about it


What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Funny Gym Sayings,  
    
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Oh you updated your facebook status saying "wow just wow" 

Tell me are a emo now or just bullying others for fun in life
Oh you updated your facebook status saying "wow just wow"

Tell me are a emo now or just bullying others for fun in life


Willy Wonka Quotes,  Willy Wonka Jokes,  Willy Wonka Meme (theme),  
    
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I have a witty comment for your status 

But I don't want to acknowledge your existence
I have a witty comment for your status

But I don't want to acknowledge your existence


Funny Rude Sayings,  First World Problem Meme (theme),  
    
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 what other people think

like if you agree
what other people think

like if you agree


Annoying Facebook Girl (theme),  Facebook Humor,  Annoying Facebook Girl Meme  
    
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So how many time can a parent leave their youngest child home during a vacation without having child services called? The record right now is two.
So how many time can a parent leave their youngest child home during a vacation without having child services called? The record right now is two.

Home Alone Jokes,  Facebook Humor,  Funny Statuses  
    
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accidentally types crushes name into status update 

status gets liked by her
accidentally types crushes name into status update

status gets liked by her


Crush Jokes,  Socially Awkward Penguin (theme),  Socially Awesome Penguin (theme),  
    
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You're not ugly

Society is

Is her name society?
You're not ugly

Society is

Is her name society?


Good Ugly Jokes,  Social Network Jokes,  Ugly People Jokes  
    
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Note to the owner of this laptop..... it isn't safe to leave it in the middle of an airport lounge unattended
Note to the owner of this laptop..... it isn't safe to leave it in the middle of an airport lounge unattended

Facebook Status Funny,  Funny Facebook Status,  Laptop Jokes,  
    
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