Failed Pick Up Lines

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Her: Choke me dadd Him: I'm only attracted to smart girls actually Her: Restrict my airflow Patriarchal figure.
Her: Choke me dadd

Him: I'm only attracted to smart girls actually

Her: Restrict my airflow Patriarchal figure.

Memes,  Chat Up Lines For Women,  
    
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hey: ayy red romper lemme talk to you real quick me: sorry i got a girl her: you you ugly anyways
hey: ayy red romper lemme talk to you real quick

me: sorry i got a girl

her: you you ugly anyways

Memes,  Prince Meme,  Romper Meme,  
    
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Him: Can I just get to know you Me: Noooppeeee
Him: Can I just get to know you

Me: Noooppeeee

Memes,  Memes For Girls,  
    
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when you told her "i dead love you b no funny " & she says "lmao"
when you told her "i dead love you b no funny " & she says "lmao"

Memes,  Funny Love Sayings,  
    
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-why don't we find somewhere private and i'll give you more than just than the tip -frankly i still think that won't be much
-why don't we find somewhere private and i'll give you more than just than the tip

-frankly i still think that won't be much

Memes,  Bartender Jokes,  
    
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Me: So this is it, we're the last two people on earth Her: Yeah I see us more as friends though
Me: So this is it, we're the last two people on earth

Her: Yeah I see us more as friends though

Memes,  Funny Flirty Jokes,  Friend Zone Meme,  
    
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flirting skills... you drink henny???
flirting skills...

you drink henny???

Memes,  Flirting Jokes,  Simpsons Jokes,  
    
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did it hurt? when you fell out of someone's into the toilet, you piece of .
did it hurt? when you fell out of someone's into the toilet, you piece of .

Funny Jokes,  Hell Nah,  Funny Insulting Quotes,  
    
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Hey baby on a scale of 1 to America How free are you tonight
Hey baby on a scale of 1 to America

How free are you tonight

Memes,  Animal Pick Up Lines,  
    
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12 Worst Lunch Date Pick-Up Lines
Some of the worst lunch date pick-lines that completely fail

Lol,  Corny Chat Up Lines,  Corny Pickup Lines,  Lame Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Hey girl, No restraining order can keep me away!
Hey girl,

No restraining order can keep me away!

Memes,  Ryan Gosling Memes,  Hey Girl Meme,  
    
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did you fall from heaven cause your face is pretty ed up
did you fall from heaven

cause your face is pretty ed up

Memes,  Austin Powers Meme (theme),  Mean Insults,  
    
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andrea picking up on some cute girls...

Girl Picking Up Girls
andrea picking up on some cute girls...

Cool Videos,  Prank,  Crazy Funny Video Clips  
    
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Epic old man is young at heart. He pulls up in his fancy convertible car and his gold chains a...

Epic Old Man - Picking Up Young Ladies
Epic old man is young at heart. He pulls up in his fancy convertible car and his gold chains a...

Pranks,  Flirty Jokes,  Flirt Jokes,  
    
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introduces him to wife "sup ?"
introduces him to wife

"sup ?"

Lame Pick Up Lines,  Rude Chat Up Lines  
    
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