Family Ecards

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I miss the days when I used to beat you up & you would cry just to get me in touble
I miss the days when I used to beat you up & you would cry just to get me in touble

Silly Sister Quotes,  Funny Childhood Jokes,  Fight Jokes,  
    
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Never let an angry sister comb your hair.
Never let an angry sister comb your hair.

Funny Ecards,  Silly Sister Quotes,  Funny Hair Jokes,  
    
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Why is everyone congratulating me on my sister-in-law being pregnant? I had nothing to do with it!
Why is everyone congratulating me on my sister-in-law being pregnant? I had nothing to do with it!

Funny Jokes,  Pregnancy Jokes,  Silly Sister Quotes,  
    
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she was all, you're a bad mother, you're a bad mother...

drr..drray

draaaiiinnn...

drano.
she was all, you're a bad mother, you're a bad mother...

drr..drray

draaaiiinnn...

drano.


Funny Ecards,  Funny Baby Jokes,  
    
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Nothing brings out family disfunction like the holidays.
Nothing brings out family disfunction like the holidays.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Holiday Ecards,  
    
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My family's attempt at healthy diet: 

Buy pre-packaged salad mix

7 days later, throw out

Repeat cycle.
My family's attempt at healthy diet:

Buy pre-packaged salad mix

7 days later, throw out

Repeat cycle.


Funny Ecards,  Dieting Jokes,  Vegetable Jokes,  
    
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Christmas is the time to celebrate with friends and family. Sending you lots of joy, smiles and laughter this holiday.
Christmas is the time to celebrate with friends and family. Sending you lots of joy, smiles and laughter this holiday.

Funny Ecards,  Christmas Ecards,  Funny Jokes For  
    
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Some use bribery to get kids to behave at the holiday table. I use a similar technique where I put on a ski mask and fire up the electric knife.
Some use bribery to get kids to behave at the holiday table. I use a similar technique where I put on a ski mask and fire up the electric knife.

Funny Ecards,  Hilarious Jokes One Liners,  Funny Holiday Ecards,  
    
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If I win Powerball, I'm going to start paying my kids to leave me alone.
If I win Powerball, I'm going to start paying my kids to leave me alone.

Funny Ecards,  Lottery Jokes,  Good Jokes One Liners  
    
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coming from the same ina does not make us sisters. you have to earn that le with respect, loyalty and nesty...none of which you possess.
coming from the same ina does not make us sisters. you have to earn that le with respect, loyalty and nesty...none of which you possess.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Sister Sayings,  Sister Jokes,  
    
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Dear family, 
Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like having disappointment for breakfast.
Dear family,
Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like having disappointment for breakfast.


Funny Ecards,  Breakfast Joke,  Funny Sarcasm  
    
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I'm so happy he family is coming over so we can all talk over each other at extremely loud volumes.
I'm so happy he family is coming over so we can all talk over each other at extremely loud volumes.

Funny Ecards,  Sarcastic One Liners,  Family Jokes One Liners  
    
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I don't buy my children's affection with gifts.  That's their grandparent's job.
I don't buy my children's affection with gifts. That's their grandparent's job.

Funny Ecards,  Grandparents Jokes,  Kiddy Jokes  
    
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"I think I'm getting sick." The most dreaded words a wife can hear from her husband.
"I think I'm getting sick." The most dreaded words a wife can hear from her husband.

Sick Husband Jokes,  Jokes About Being Sick,  
    
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That panicked feeling when your staring admirably at your sleeping child and they start to move...
That panicked feeling when your staring admirably at your sleeping child and they start to move...

Funny Sayings About Kids,  Jokes For Mothers,  
    
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