Famous Funny Quotes About Life

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"Then, I thought, Hey, hold on a minute - maybe failure is an option."
"Then, I thought, Hey, hold on a minute - maybe failure is an option."

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My mom use to just hand out whoopings for no reason

Where's the remote

"If I find it I'm spanking you."
My mom use to just hand out whoopings for no reason

Where's the remote

"If I find it I'm spanking you."


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trying to figure out where the  my life went...
trying to figure out where the my life went...

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"So avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. "
"So avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. "

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life's temporary as  and if you're reading this you were lucky enough to wake up to another day, try ot to be an ungrateful little .
life's temporary as and if you're reading this you were lucky enough to wake up to another day, try ot to be an ungrateful little .

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Life is not a fairy tale. 

If you lose your shoe at midnight, 

You're drunk.
Life is not a fairy tale.

If you lose your shoe at midnight,

You're drunk.


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Whatever you do in life, always give it 100%, unless you're donating blood.
Whatever you do in life, always give it 100%, unless you're donating blood.

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Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you've made your point.
Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you've made your point.

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not only is life a , it has puppies.
not only is life a , it has puppies.

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life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it s on your head.
life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it s on your head.

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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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carry yourself like a queen and you'll get your king. carry yourself as a e and we'll see w far you go.
carry yourself like a queen and you'll get your king. carry yourself as a e and we'll see w far you go.

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Life is too short to remove the USB device safely.
Life is too short to remove the USB device safely.

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That awkward moment between your birth and your death.
That awkward moment between your birth and your death.

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