Famous One Liners

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Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears!...
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears!...

Ear Puns,  Roman Jokes,  
    
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Hey, how's the weather up there ?

See for yourself.
Hey, how's the weather up there ?

See for yourself.


Tall Joke,  Funny Tall Jokes,  Tall Jokes For Short People,  
    
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Whoever thinks money doesn't bring happiness, transfer it to my account
Whoever thinks money doesn't bring happiness, transfer it to my account

Funny Jokes,  Money Jokes,  Sms Funny Jokes,  
    
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I like to burn my birdges while I'm still standing on them so people know I'm serious about my crazy.
I like to burn my birdges while I'm still standing on them so people know I'm serious about my crazy.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Famous Quotes,  
    
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after yall finish the first blunt

another one.
after yall finish the first blunt

another one.


Memes,  Funny Famous Quotes,  
    
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#Swag

Can't hear da haterz
#Swag

Can't hear da haterz


Funny Jokes,  David Moyes Jokes,  Funny Swag Jokes,  
    
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Did you think I could really stay away??
Did you think I could really stay away??

Memes,  Jerry Lewis Jokes,  Funny Comedian Quotes,  
    
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

Funny Quotes,  Meaning Of Life Jokes,  George Carlin Meme,  
    
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Wake me up when I'm famous

You will sleep forever
Wake me up when I'm famous

You will sleep forever


Funny Jokes,  Funny Put Downs,  
    
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When someome try to touch me

Don't touch me. I'm famous
KAPPITS (3)
Zac: I'm amazing
Zac: I'm so famous,rich and talented
Zac: Dont touch me I'm famous
When someome try to touch me

Don't touch me. I'm famous


Funny Jokes,  Cute Funny Jokes,  
    
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Silence is golden; duct tape is silver.
Silence is golden; duct tape is silver.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Famous Slogans,  
    
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Your secrets are safe with me, because I probably wasn't listening to begin with.
Your secrets are safe with me, because I probably wasn't listening to begin with.

Relatable Posts,  Secret Jokes,  
    
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They say you are what you eat. I must be a pizza.
KAPPITS (1)
chirmi: what d
They say you are what you eat. I must be a pizza.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Pizza Slogans,  Funny Famous Slogans,  
    
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you aim for the head.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you aim for the head.

Relatable Posts,  Famous Funny Quotes About Life,  
    
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If opposites really do attract, then I should be looking for someone that gets up early and does stuff.
If opposites really do attract, then I should be looking for someone that gets up early and does stuff.

Relatable Posts,  Cute Sms Jokes,  Funny Famous Quotes,  
    
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