Fancy Crab

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 please.

i helped the nigerian prince and made some money.
please.

i helped the nigerian prince and made some money.


Memes,  Nigerian Prince,  
    
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when your std

on fleek
when your std

on fleek


Memes,  Funny Std Memes,  Std Memes,  
    
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This top hat is degrading.

I thought there was a claws in my contract about this!
This top hat is degrading.

I thought there was a claws in my contract about this!


Memes,  Hat Jokes,  
    
100%

Raise my taxes

And you shall not seafood again
Raise my taxes

And you shall not seafood again


Memes,  Jokes About Taxes,  Seafood Puns,  
    
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To avoid taxes, I create

Shell corporations
To avoid taxes, I create

Shell corporations


Memes,  Tax Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Manual labor

I just don't have the mussel
Manual labor

I just don't have the mussel


Memes,  Work Puns,  
    
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Went to a seafood disco

Pulled a mussel
Went to a seafood disco

Pulled a mussel


Memes,  Dancing Puns,  Dance Jokes,  
    
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Had a girlfriend, I lobster

Then I flounder
Had a girlfriend, I lobster

Then I flounder


Funny Jokes,  Lobster Puns,  Funny Fish Sayings,  
    
100%

Christmas? 

I hate sandy claws
Christmas?

I hate sandy claws


Memes,  Santa Claus Jokes For Kids,  Crab Puns,  
    
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How did I make a million clams?

Buy low. Shell high.
How did I make a million clams?

Buy low. Shell high.


Memes,  Stock Jokes,  Stock Market Humor,  
    
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I am the 1%

Because I am shellfish
I am the 1%

Because I am shellfish


Memes,  Crab Puns,  Crab Jokes,  
    
100%

Imitation crab meat?

I would rather krill myself
Imitation crab meat?

I would rather krill myself


Meme,  Crab Puns,  Food Puns,  
    
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Ambitious

I clawed my way to the top
Ambitious

I clawed my way to the top


Meme,  Corporations Jokes,  Business Puns,  
    
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4 hour plane ride?

Better buy a MacBook Air
4 hour plane ride?

Better buy a MacBook Air


Meme,  Laptop Joke,  
    
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I call my wealthy Chinese crab friends

Upper crustaceans
I call my wealthy Chinese crab friends

Upper crustaceans


Meme,  Chinese Puns,  
    
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