Farm Jokes For Kids

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

"It's pasture bedtime."
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

"It's pasture bedtime."


Cow Puns,  Farming Puns,  
    
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Q) Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

A) Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Q) Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

A) Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.


Farming Puns,  Potato Jokes,  Food Puns,  
    
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Where did the nitrogen go?

I beet you it'll turnip
Where did the nitrogen go?

I beet you it'll turnip


Memes,  Farmer Jokes,  Nitrogen Jokes,  
    
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Remember when Black Friday started on Friday

Pepperidge farm remembers.
Remember when Black Friday started on Friday

Pepperidge farm remembers.


Memes,  Black Friday Funny,  Friday Humor,  
    
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Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?

Because he wanted chocolate milk.


Old Farmer Jokes,  Farm Animal Jokes  
    
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Thank you for the fresh milk human

Lol Cat,  Cow Gif,  Farm Animal Jokes,  
    
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What did the cross eyed cow say to the farmer?

Moo
What did the cross eyed cow say to the farmer?

Moo


Cross Eyed Jokes,  Old Farmer Jokes,  Best Cute Jokes  
    
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Funny cows dancing

Funny cows dancing
Funny cows dancing

Funny Cow Videos,  Cow Humor,  Farm Animal Jokes,  
    
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Tech support... I'd like to report a farmer in the Dell!
Tech support... I'd like to report a farmer in the Dell!

Customer Service Meme,  Farmer Jokes,  Funny Comic Pictures,  
    
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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.


Joke Of Day,  Farmyard Jokes,  100 Funny Jokes For Kids  
    
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What did the farmer say when he forgot the corn?
AW SHUCKS!


Old Farmer Jokes,  101 One Liners  
    
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Something's up

The farmer just unfriended me on facebook
Something's up

The farmer just unfriended me on facebook


Farmer Jokes,  Facebook Friends Jokes  
    
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A farmer with a rip in his clothes has an overall problem.

Farmer Jokes,  Old Farmer Jokes,  Clothes Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.


Farming Puns,  Food Puns,  Jokes For 10 Year Olds  
    
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Why did the farmer cross the road?

To catch the chicken.


Cross The Road Jokes,  Chicken Puns  
    
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