Farming Puns

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Farming punsI failed as a stand up comedian because all my jokes were corny.
I am sure you remember that Old McDonald had a farm and you remember all the animals he had on it. All the weird noises they made and morning rituals they had, none of which made you feel guilty enough to give up breakfast eggs and bacon or steak and eggs for that matter.

Here we have the most popular and viral farming puns from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and then added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
HimL Cathy, you think I'd be a good farmer?

Her: lol no

Him: So why do you keep eating like you tryna be a cow
HimL Cathy, you think I'd be a good farmer?

Her: lol no

Him: So why do you keep eating like you tryna be a cow


Memes,  Eating Memes,  
    
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It sure is pretty outside. Anyone up for a pignic?
It sure is pretty outside. Anyone up for a pignic?

Pig Puns,  Summer Puns,  
    
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All 30 sheep are ready, farmer

But I only count 26

I know, I rounded them up
All 30 sheep are ready, farmer

But I only count 26

I know, I rounded them up


Funny Sheep Jokes,  Math Puns,  
    
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I got the moos

Like Jagger
I got the moos

Like Jagger


Cow Puns,  Cow Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Luke, I am your farmer!

Mooooooooo!
Luke, I am your farmer!

Mooooooooo!


Star Wars Joke,  Cow Puns,  
    
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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

"It's pasture bedtime."
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

"It's pasture bedtime."


Cow Puns,  Farm Jokes For Kids,  
    
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This job isn't for everyone

But hay....its in my jeans
This job isn't for everyone

But hay....its in my jeans


Jeans Jokes,  Humorous Puns,  
    
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I'm an expert

In my field
I'm an expert

In my field


Cow Humor,  Funny Cow Images,  
    
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I have been here before.

Deja moo
I have been here before.

Deja moo


Cow Puns,  Joke Funny Humor,  
    
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What do you call a sleeping cow?

 A bull-dozer.
What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bull-dozer.


Bull Jokes,  Cow Puns,  
    
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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy-baaaaaaa
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy-baaaaaaa


Sheep Jokes,  Chocolate Bar Puns,  
    
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I support farming.

In fact, you could call me
I support farming.

In fact, you could call me


Math Puns,  Short Funny Puns,  
    
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Q) Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

A) Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Q) Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

A) Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.


Potato Jokes,  Food Puns,  
    
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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A piiig!
What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A piiig!


Pig Puns,  Pig Jokes,  
    
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Just stop with the puns already

I'm sick of this crop
Just stop with the puns already

I'm sick of this crop


Funny Humorous Quotes,  Scarecrow Jokes,  
    
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