I failed as a stand up comedian because all my jokes were corny.
I am sure you remember that Old McDonald had a farm and you remember all the animals he had on it. All the weird noises they made and morning rituals they had, none of which made you feel guilty enough to give up breakfast eggs and bacon or steak and eggs for that matter.
Here we have the most popular and viral farming puns from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and then added them here.
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