Fart Jokes One Liners

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When you fart real nasty and see someone coming to talk to you

Please don't
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When you fart real nasty and see someone coming to talk to you

Please don't


Memes,  Smell Jokes,  
    
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When you hear your girl fart for the first time
When you hear your girl fart for the first time

Memes,  When You Meme,  Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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When you rip a fart in the shower
When you rip a fart in the shower

Memes,  Shower Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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when she farts on your tongue and it tastes like cocoa puffs
when she farts on your tongue and it tastes like cocoa puffs

Memes,  
    
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Don't think of it as farting. Think of it as my pro-biotic bacteria uttering a gutteral colonic warcry.
Don't think of it as farting. Think of it as my pro-biotic bacteria uttering a gutteral colonic warcry.

Bacteria Jokes,  Farting Jokes,  
    
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so when i smell a fart, i am breathing in bacteria that was in someone else's ?
so when i smell a fart, i am breathing in bacteria that was in someone else's ?

Bacteria Jokes,  Funny Gross Facts,  Gross Jokes,  
    
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I'm glad you're finally cutting something other than cheese.
I'm glad you're finally cutting something other than cheese.

Best Fart Jokes,  Fart Jokes,  
    
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Farted at work

Supervisor call maintenance to find sewage leak
Farted at work

Supervisor call maintenance to find sewage leak


Memes,  Farting Jokes,  Awkward Moment Seal,  
    
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bob and sarah were enjoying a magical evening together until, lost in the moment, bob bubbled in the bathwater.
bob and sarah were enjoying a magical evening together until, lost in the moment, bob bubbled in the bathwater.

Best Fart Jokes,  Romance Jokes,  
    
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Don't trust a fart

For 24 hours after eating chipotle
Don't trust a fart

For 24 hours after eating chipotle


Chipotle Meme,  Chipotle Jokes,  Actual Advice Mallard (theme),  
    
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It's your birthday and St Patrick's day? There will be no winners the next day when birthday cake and corn beef & cabbage farts are involved.
It's your birthday and St Patrick's day? There will be no winners the next day when birthday cake and corn beef & cabbage farts are involved.

St Patricks Day Jokes,  Best Fart Jokes,  
    
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I'm full of corned beef, beer & cabbage.

Go ahead, pinch  me.
I'm full of corned beef, beer & cabbage.

Go ahead, pinch me.


Cabbage Jokes,  Fart Jokes,  
    
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Brace yourself

Cabbage farts are coming.
Brace yourself

Cabbage farts are coming.


Cabbage Jokes,  Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  Fart Jokes For Kids,  
    
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I think we can all agree that cabbage caused the highest increase in flatulance
I think we can all agree that cabbage caused the highest increase in flatulance

Cabbage Jokes,  Fart Jokes,  
    
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Corned beef. 
Onions. 
Cabbage.

Air freshener.
Corned beef.
Onions.
Cabbage.

Air freshener.


Fart Jokes,  Cabbage Jokes,  
    
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