Farting Jokes

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When you accidentally fart in front of your new bae and pray it's just silent, not deadly
When you accidentally fart in front of your new bae and pray it's just silent, not deadly

Memes,  Bae Jokes,  
    
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Him: I need to tell u something. I'm ready to fart in front of you.

Her: I've been thinking that I'm ready for that, too.

Him: It's a big step.

Her: Let the farting commence
Him: I need to tell u something. I'm ready to fart in front of you.

Her: I've been thinking that I'm ready for that, too.

Him: It's a big step.

Her: Let the farting commence


Memes,  Funny Relationship Quotes,  
    
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Don't think of it as farting. Think of it as my pro-biotic bacteria uttering a gutteral colonic warcry.
Don't think of it as farting. Think of it as my pro-biotic bacteria uttering a gutteral colonic warcry.

Bacteria Jokes,  Fart Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Farted at work

Supervisor call maintenance to find sewage leak
Farted at work

Supervisor call maintenance to find sewage leak


Memes,  Awkward Moment Seal,  
    
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Happy birthday Dad!

Sorry I farted on your pillow
Happy birthday Dad!

Sorry I farted on your pillow


Dad Birthday Jokes,  Dog Memes,  
    
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When you fart at the store

And someone starts coming down the aisle
When you fart at the store

And someone starts coming down the aisle


Memes,  Fart Jokes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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When you accidentally fart in public

...And it smells
When you accidentally fart in public

...And it smells


French Bulldog Jokes,  Fart Jokes,  Funny Jokes Dogs,  
    
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When your fart smells like death and it's about to hit everyone else in the room...
When your fart smells like death and it's about to hit everyone else in the room...

Memes,  Fart Jokes For Kids,  Smell Jokes,  
    
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Michael Buble

Farting on your presents
Michael Buble

Farting on your presents


Celebrity Jokes,  Celebrity Memes,  Fart Jokes,  
    
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after eating taco bell

[ sighing, farting, ting ]
after eating taco bell

[ sighing, farting, ting ]


Best Fart Jokes,  After Dinner Jokes,  
    
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I'm full of corned beef, beer & cabbage.

Go ahead, pinch  me.
I'm full of corned beef, beer & cabbage.

Go ahead, pinch me.


Cabbage Jokes,  Fart Jokes One Liners,  Fart Jokes,  
    
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What a time to be alive

Underwear patch to make your farts smell like mint
What a time to be alive

Underwear patch to make your farts smell like mint


Memes,  Humorous Jokes,  
    
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"No beans for you! You're on a fart free diet.."
"No beans for you! You're on a fart free diet.."

Fart Jokes One Liners,  Fart Jokes For Kids,  
    
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When you finally get comfortable enough to fart in front of your girl
When you finally get comfortable enough to fart in front of your girl

Memes,  Eli Manning Jokes,  
    
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when you tught it would be a silent "phhh" but ended up tin your pants
when you tught it would be a silent "phhh" but ended up tin your pants

Memes,  
    
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