Fat Jokes One Liners

 – 39 total
Stepping on the scale after a weekend of junk food and alcohol 

You have a great personality lbs
Stepping on the scale after a weekend of junk food and alcohol

You have a great personality lbs


Memes,  Weight Joke,  Funny Weekend Memes,  
    
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Your mom told you it was just baby fat and you'll grow out of it, but you 33 years old and just looking at her like
Your mom told you it was just baby fat and you'll grow out of it, but you 33 years old and just looking at her like

Memes,  Fat Cat Jokes,  Weight Loss Problems,  
    
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They said I was too fat

I said they were too alive
They said I was too fat

I said they were too alive


Memes,  Fat Ginger Jokes,  
    
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Chris Christie

Too fat to run?
Chris Christie

Too fat to run?


Memes,  Chris Christie Jokes,  
    
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Congratulations on Chris Christie's withdrawal coinciding perfectly with you running out of fat jokes.
Congratulations on Chris Christie's withdrawal coinciding perfectly with you running out of fat jokes.

Funny Ecards,  Chris Christie Jokes,  
    
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You know you are fat when you no longer wear pants that zip.

Fat Jokes Insults,  Best Fat Jokes  
    
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You know you are fat when the only public bathroom you can fit in is the handicap booth.

Best Fat Jokes Ever,  Funny Fat Jokes  
    
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I'm not chubby 

I'm just easy to see
I'm not chubby

I'm just easy to see


Funny T Shirts,  Funny Fat Quotes  
    
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You know you're getting fat when you sit in your bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

Super Funny Fat Jokes,  Great Fat Jokes,  Clean Fat Jokes,  
    
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If someone calls you fat, don't get angry... just turn the other chin.

Fat Jokes Insults,  Hilarious Fat Jokes,  Best Fat Jokes Ever,  
    
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I'm not fat, I am a nutritional overachiever.

Funny Fat Sayings,  Hilarious Fat Jokes,  Overweight Jokes  
    
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[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance?

[women] NO!

[man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!


Offensive Fat Jokes,  Fat People Disses  
    
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Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?

Cut off your head


Good Fat Jokes,  Hilarious Fat Jokes  
    
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Yo momma so fat she walked past my house and I missed 1year of light

Offensive Fat Jokes,  Your Mums So Fat Jokes,  
    
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