Fat Wife Jokes

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mom tells my dad w much her dental work will cost

", does it come with liposuction?"
mom tells my dad w much her dental work will cost

", does it come with liposuction?"


Memes,  Dentist Jokes,  
    
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Funny Jokes,  Jokes On Marriage Life,  Funny Marriage Comics,  
    
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How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? 

How? 

She fits into your wife's clothes.
How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat?

How?

She fits into your wife's clothes.


Jj Jameson Meme (theme),  Funny Jokes For Girlfriend  
    
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T.I. be like

Laid up with the wife
T.I. be like

Laid up with the wife


Ti Jokes,  Rapper Meme,  Ugly Wife Jokes,  
    
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: About 45lbs.


Wife Insult Jokes,  Funny Questions Answers,  Marriage Humor Jokes  
    
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The boss sacked me today. He found out I was continually making jokes in the office about his fat wife.

He said, There was absolutely no excuse for such behaviour.

I must admit, he had me over a barrel.


Fat Jokes Insults,  Boss Jokes,  Fired Jokes  
    
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BEAR MARKET - A six to eighteen month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex!

Funny Husband Jokes,  Definition Jokes,  Political Puns  
    
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I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.

She said "I would like to come back as a cow." I said you're obviously not listening.


Dumb Wife Jokes,  Wife Bashing Jokes,  
    
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Just bought the iPhone 5 because it has a panorama function.
I can now take a picture of my wife.


Short Wife Jokes,  Man And Wife Jokes,  Marriage Humor Jokes,  
    
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."


Ugly Wife Jokes,  Wife Insult Jokes  
    
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale...


Marriage Anniversary Jokes,  Anniversary Jokes  
    
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How can you tell your girlfriend
is getting fat?

She fits into your wife's clothes
How can you tell your girlfriend
is getting fat?

She fits into your wife's clothes


Bill Clinton Memes,  Girlfriend Jokes,  Clinton Obama Meme,  
    
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Women : Does this dress make my bum look big?

Man : No, it's all the chocolate you eat.


Husband And Wife Jokes,  101 One Liners,  Chocolate Jokes  
    
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Ladies, we get it. We understand. Size does matter when it comes to sex. Just ask my wife. We stopped having sex since she became huge.

Overweight Jokes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  
    
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A failed businessman to his fat wife: You are my only investment in life that has doubled :)
A failed businessman to his fat wife: You are my only investment in life that has doubled :)



Fat Husband Jokes,  Business And Investing Jokes,  Business Humor  
    
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