Father Daughter Jokes

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kid: dad tell me all about 2016

dad: ok ld on *dad pounds three sts of tequla*

dad: it all started with this ing gorilla
kid: dad tell me all about 2016

dad: ok ld on *dad pounds three sts of tequla*

dad: it all started with this ing gorilla


Memes,  Jokes Of 2016,  
    
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obama: wanna get high?!

malia: i hate you daddy!

obama: i smell that loud in your bag! roll up!
obama: wanna get high?!

malia: i hate you daddy!

obama: i smell that loud in your bag! roll up!


Memes,  Funny Obama Jokes,  Smoking Jokes,  
    
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"My daughter went to my husband and said, 'Dad have you ever heard of Pokemon"' and I have never seen him so happy. He busted out all his old Pokemon cards and is in full education mode"
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"My daughter went to my husband and said, 'Dad have you ever heard of Pokemon"' and I have never seen him so happy. He busted out all his old Pokemon cards and is in full education mode"

Memes,  Card Jokes,  
    
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dad: wtf do u mean u have  pics?! i'm takin that pne away.

her: daddy..i don't sleep with them i just collect them. all my gf's combine them together into a -tionary.
dad: wtf do u mean u have pics?! i'm takin that pne away.

her: daddy..i don't sleep with them i just collect them. all my gf's combine them together into a -tionary.


Memes,  Sexting Memes,  
    
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Dad: This game of 'sweep the broken' glass is fun?

Daughter: Yes dad

Dad: Do it again and we'll play 'broken home!'
Dad: This game of 'sweep the broken' glass is fun?

Daughter: Yes dad

Dad: Do it again and we'll play 'broken home!'


Memes,  Messed Up Jokes,  
    
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dad why did you sign this card 'your filthy little '?!

daughter: i'm sorry, that card was for my daddy, not my father!
dad why did you sign this card 'your filthy little '?!

daughter: i'm sorry, that card was for my daddy, not my father!


Memes,  Card Jokes,  
    
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"How will he provide? What about food? Shelter? Warmth?

"His mixtape has enough heat for the both of us dad"
"How will he provide? What about food? Shelter? Warmth?

"His mixtape has enough heat for the both of us dad"


Memes,  Funny Dating Sayings,  Mixtape Meme,  
    
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Memes,  Dad Humor,  
    
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my dad finally found out about my tattoo and won't stop giving me
my dad finally found out about my tattoo and won't stop giving me

Memes,  Dad Memes,  Funny Tattoo Pictures,  
    
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When someone tells you your daughter is hot and you were just thinking the same thing
When someone tells you your daughter is hot and you were just thinking the same thing

Memes,  Compliment Jokes,  
    
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Daughter: dad, where did I come from?

Dad: Well it all started when your mother liked 3 of my photos in a row
Daughter: dad, where did I come from?

Dad: Well it all started when your mother liked 3 of my photos in a row


Memes,  Funny Dating Sayings,  
    
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Friday nights as a single dad
Friday nights as a single dad

Single Dad Meme,  Nail Jokes,  
    
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Sees a single dad picking up daughter from Girlscout meeting 

Assumes he's a pedophile, asks her if he's really her father
Sees a single dad picking up daughter from Girlscout meeting

Assumes he's a pedophile, asks her if he's really her father


Single Dad Meme,  Sheltering Suburban Mom (theme),  Single Father Meme,  
    
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noo w did this

malia obama got a fat ...... i'm sorry but
noo w did this

malia obama got a fat ...... i'm sorry but


Memes,  Funny Obama Images,  Barack Obama Jokes,  
    
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"well, put like that of course you can marry my daughter."
"well, put like that of course you can marry my daughter."

Daughter Jokes,  Short Marriage Jokes,  
    
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