Father Daughter Jokes

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Daughter: What does gays mean?

Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way

Her: So what's penetrating gays'?

Me: Er...read me the whole sentence

Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"

Me: Oh
Daughter: What does gays mean?

Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way

Her: So what's penetrating gays'?

Me: Er...read me the whole sentence

Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"

Me: Oh


Memes,  Grammar Jokes,  Language Jokes,  
    
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playing hide and seek with my daughter this  is ing trash fr
playing hide and seek with my daughter this is ing trash fr

Memes,  Funny Images Of Children,  
    
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"Nobody treats my daughter that way."
"Nobody treats my daughter that way."

Memes,  Oj Simpson Jokes,  Khloe Kardashian Jokes,  
    
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My daughter wanna be just like her daddy
My daughter wanna be just like her daddy

Memes,  Criminal Jokes,  
    
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girl: this is so fun daddy

dad: well your design is  and your outline sucks so step aside
girl: this is so fun daddy

dad: well your design is and your outline sucks so step aside


Memes,  Pumpkin Memes,  
    
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Girl dresses up for Halloween as her dad
Girl dresses up for Halloween as her dad

Memes,  Cute Halloween Jokes,  
    
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Bob Saget's daughter looks exactly like Bob Saget dressed as a woman
Bob Saget's daughter looks exactly like Bob Saget dressed as a woman

Memes,  Funny Celebrity Jokes,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  
    
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me calling my dad when i  up something and need money
me calling my dad when i up something and need money

Memes,  Kim Kardashian Meme,  
    
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me calling my dad when i  something up and need money
me calling my dad when i something up and need money

Memes,  Kim Kardashian Meme,  
    
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When you let your daughter go somewhere but her mom already said no, so both of y'all in trouble
When you let your daughter go somewhere but her mom already said no, so both of y'all in trouble

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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kid: dad tell me all about 2016

dad: ok ld on *dad pounds three sts of tequla*

dad: it all started with this ing gorilla
kid: dad tell me all about 2016

dad: ok ld on *dad pounds three sts of tequla*

dad: it all started with this ing gorilla


Memes,  Jokes Of 2016,  
    
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obama: wanna get high?!

malia: i hate you daddy!

obama: i smell that loud in your bag! roll up!
obama: wanna get high?!

malia: i hate you daddy!

obama: i smell that loud in your bag! roll up!


Memes,  Funny Obama Jokes,  Smoking Jokes,  
    
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"My daughter went to my husband and said, 'Dad have you ever heard of Pokemon"' and I have never seen him so happy. He busted out all his old Pokemon cards and is in full education mode"
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"My daughter went to my husband and said, 'Dad have you ever heard of Pokemon"' and I have never seen him so happy. He busted out all his old Pokemon cards and is in full education mode"

Memes,  Card Jokes,  
    
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dad: wtf do u mean u have  pics?! i'm takin that pne away.

her: daddy..i don't sleep with them i just collect them. all my gf's combine them together into a -tionary.
dad: wtf do u mean u have pics?! i'm takin that pne away.

her: daddy..i don't sleep with them i just collect them. all my gf's combine them together into a -tionary.


Memes,  Sexting Memes,  
    
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Dad: This game of 'sweep the broken' glass is fun?

Daughter: Yes dad

Dad: Do it again and we'll play 'broken home!'
Dad: This game of 'sweep the broken' glass is fun?

Daughter: Yes dad

Dad: Do it again and we'll play 'broken home!'


Memes,  Messed Up Jokes,  
    
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