Father Daughter Jokes

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Me:

My dad:

Me:

My Dad: When was the last time u checked ur oil
Me:

My dad:

Me:

My Dad: When was the last time u checked ur oil


Memes,  Oil Jokes,  
    
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My dad and I after we do something my mom doesn't agree with
My dad and I after we do something my mom doesn't agree with

Memes,  Horse Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Sitting at my daughter's pretend restaurant. The service is horrible here and the prices are outrageous
Sitting at my daughter's pretend restaurant. The service is horrible here and the prices are outrageous

Memes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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Thought I was meowing back to my cat for the past hour but it turns out it was just me and my dad meowing at each other from different rooms in the house
Thought I was meowing back to my cat for the past hour but it turns out it was just me and my dad meowing at each other from different rooms in the house

Memes,  Funny Weird Quotes,  Cat Jokes Meow,  
    
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Daughter: What does gays mean?

Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way

Her: So what's penetrating gays'?

Me: Er...read me the whole sentence

Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"

Me: Oh
Daughter: What does gays mean?

Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way

Her: So what's penetrating gays'?

Me: Er...read me the whole sentence

Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"

Me: Oh


Memes,  Grammar Jokes,  Language Jokes,  
    
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playing hide and seek with my daughter this  is ing trash fr
playing hide and seek with my daughter this is ing trash fr

Memes,  Funny Images Of Children,  
    
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"Nobody treats my daughter that way."
"Nobody treats my daughter that way."

Memes,  Oj Simpson Jokes,  Khloe Kardashian Jokes,  
    
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My daughter wanna be just like her daddy
My daughter wanna be just like her daddy

Memes,  Criminal Jokes,  
    
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girl: this is so fun daddy

dad: well your design is  and your outline sucks so step aside
girl: this is so fun daddy

dad: well your design is and your outline sucks so step aside


Memes,  Pumpkin Memes,  
    
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Girl dresses up for Halloween as her dad
Girl dresses up for Halloween as her dad

Memes,  Cute Halloween Jokes,  
    
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Bob Saget's daughter looks exactly like Bob Saget dressed as a woman
Bob Saget's daughter looks exactly like Bob Saget dressed as a woman

Memes,  Funny Celebrity Jokes,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  
    
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me calling my dad when i  up something and need money
me calling my dad when i up something and need money

Memes,  Kim Kardashian Meme,  
    
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me calling my dad when i  something up and need money
me calling my dad when i something up and need money

Memes,  Kim Kardashian Meme,  
    
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When you let your daughter go somewhere but her mom already said no, so both of y'all in trouble
When you let your daughter go somewhere but her mom already said no, so both of y'all in trouble

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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kid: dad tell me all about 2016

dad: ok ld on *dad pounds three sts of tequla*

dad: it all started with this ing gorilla
kid: dad tell me all about 2016

dad: ok ld on *dad pounds three sts of tequla*

dad: it all started with this ing gorilla


Memes,  Jokes Of 2016,  
    
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