Dont think I havent forgotten you, Paul. As a matter of fact, not knowing an awful lot about your past, I made enquiries at your local police station. I thought that would be a good place to start digging for dirt about my future son in-law. But they had nothing to say except that you were the perfect guest whenever you stayed over.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's an honor to be giving this speech this afternoon. I suppose I should actually say it's an honour and a pleasure, but I know the pleasure wont kick in until this speech part is over.
Marriage is not only about finding the perfect partner, but also about being one. I believe that marriage will teach Paul loyalty, self-restraint and control. It will develop in him a sense of fair play and various other qualities which he wouldnt have needed if he hadnt met Linda.