Father Son Jokes

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Dad: I would've gone pro if if it wasn't for the accident

Kid: You had an injury?

Dad: No I had you
Dad: I would've gone pro if if it wasn't for the accident

Kid: You had an injury?

Dad: No I had you


Memes,  Funny Rude Sayings,  
    
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When ur dad buys tickets for Limp Bizkit concert even though your mom said you can't go
When ur dad buys tickets for Limp Bizkit concert even though your mom said you can't go

Memes,  Good Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
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-daddy, why do you get drunk every night?

-because i survived being an adult after a long day and that's amazing
-daddy, why do you get drunk every night?

-because i survived being an adult after a long day and that's amazing


Memes,  Alcoholic Jokes,  
    
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Son: Daddy, what's your favorite kind of bird
Son: Daddy, what's your favorite kind of bird

Memes,  Bird Puns,  Funny Dad Sayings,  
    
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Son: Can we go to a haunted house this year?

Dad: What's wrong with the one we live in?

Son: WHAT?!

Dad: Goodnight son
Son: Can we go to a haunted house this year?

Dad: What's wrong with the one we live in?

Son: WHAT?!

Dad: Goodnight son


Memes,  House Jokes,  
    
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when its finally time to sw ur kid the only thing u've ever been good at.
when its finally time to sw ur kid the only thing u've ever been good at.

Memes,  Drinking Jokes One Liners,  
    
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kid: w do women orgasm? 

dad: basically...u just smash dat mf like button!
kid: w do women orgasm?

dad: basically...u just smash dat mf like button!


Memes,  Social Media Meme,  Orgasm Jokes,  
    
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Boy: Can we eat at Outback Steakhouse?

Man: I'm sorry Billy, but that's a family restaurant and you're an orphan
Boy: Can we eat at Outback Steakhouse?

Man: I'm sorry Billy, but that's a family restaurant and you're an orphan


Memes,  Orphan Jokes,  Restaurant Memes,  
    
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kid: w do i pet roger?

dad: the opposite way you wipe your .

kid: so side to side?

dad: no. correctly.
kid: w do i pet roger?

dad: the opposite way you wipe your .

kid: so side to side?

dad: no. correctly.


Memes,  Pet Humor,  
    
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Kid: I have to tell you both something

Mom: What is it?

Kid: I vape

Dad: I told you we weren't gonna have grandkids
Kid: I have to tell you both something

Mom: What is it?

Kid: I vape

Dad: I told you we weren't gonna have grandkids


Memes,  Vaping Memes,  Funny Caption Pics,  
    
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Son: Dad put me down I wanna land like a plane

Dad: You should have landed in the orphanage like I told your mother
Son: Dad put me down I wanna land like a plane

Dad: You should have landed in the orphanage like I told your mother


Memes,  Flying Puns,  
    
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kid: so i take it you guys found my 

dad: billy this is oregano 

kid: (under breath)
kid: so i take it you guys found my

dad: billy this is oregano

kid: (under breath)


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son: dad will i be as cool as you when i grow up?

dad: haha son, age is just a number, you'll always be a lil
son: dad will i be as cool as you when i grow up?

dad: haha son, age is just a number, you'll always be a lil


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boy: what's this giraffe's name?

dad: her names jenny.

boy: hey that's the same name as mommy!

dad: yeah except this giraffe has tongue skills and a deep throat.
boy: what's this giraffe's name?

dad: her names jenny.

boy: hey that's the same name as mommy!

dad: yeah except this giraffe has tongue skills and a deep throat.


Memes,  Giraffe Jokes,  
    
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