Female Chat Up Lines

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i just wanna make out with you and cuddle in baggy clothes watching movies and idk maybe put my hand down your pants...
i just wanna make out with you and cuddle in baggy clothes watching movies and idk maybe put my hand down your pants...

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I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?

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My vagina is a horcrux, will you destroy it?

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Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

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I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

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I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you...a kiss!

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Boy: "Hi, I'm going to have to ask you to leave!"

Girl: (Why?)

Boy: "The sign says NO SMOKING....and you are definitely SMOKIN!"


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If I was in the army, I would blow you away.

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Aren't you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?

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I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy...now take me away!

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Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

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Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.

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Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?

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Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it's more than just our universal gravitation...

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They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass.

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