Filthy Chat Up Lines

 – 50 total
           
roses are red,

violets are blue

whip it out 

i want to  you
roses are red,

violets are blue

whip it out

i want to you


Funny Jokes,  
    
0%

Sponsored Ad
Do you got a free port for me to plug into?

Nerdy Chat Up Lines,  Geeky Chat Up Lines  
    
0%

you know what would make your face look better? 

(what?) 

my legs wrapped around it.
you know what would make your face look better?

(what?)

my legs wrapped around it.


Girl Chat Up Lines,  Top 100 Chat Up Lines  
    
0%

I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!

Harry Potter Chat Up Lines,  101 Chat Up Lines,  Harry Potter Jokes Dirty,  
    
0%

If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.

Chat Up Lines,  101 Chat Up Lines,  
    
0%

Are you into fitness? Because soon I'll be fitness dick in yo mouth.

100 Best Chat Up Lines,  Best Chat Up Lines  
    
0%

Do you like tapes and CDs?

(I guess)

Good, 'cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts.


Insulting Chat Up Lines,  Offensive Chat Up Lines  
    
0%

Sponsored Ad
You have a nice body but it would look better in my bed with me in it.

Rude Chat Up Lines,  Top 100 Chat Up Lines,  
    
0%

Lets play midget boxing, get on your knees and give me some blows.

Cheesey Chat Up Lines,  Chat Up Line  
    
0%

do you know karate?

because i want to  you
do you know karate?

because i want to you


Pickup Dragon Meme (theme),  Karate Jokes,  
    
0%

I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

Animal Pick Up Lines,  Chat Up Lines For Guys,  100 Chat Up Lines  
    
0%

I'll be your drum...you can beat me all night long!

Best Chat Up Lines,  Chat Up Lines For Women,  
    
0%

Nice package let me help unwrap that!

Chat Up Lines For Women,  Top 100 Chat Up Lines,  
    
0%

You might not be a Bulls fan, but I know you felt it when this D rose.

Pick-up Lines Jokes,  100 Best Chat Up Lines  
    
0%

I hear you like Bolts, well let me teach you how to screw.

100 Chat Up Lines,  Failed Pick Up Lines  
    
0%




page
1
Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured!