Finance Puns

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''My advice is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.''
''My advice is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.''

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Accounting is accrual profession.
Accounting is accrual profession.

Accounting Puns,  Top 10 Jokes Of 2015,  
    
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When I was a kid, $20 felt like $100

Now, $20 feels like $1
When I was a kid, $20 felt like $100

Now, $20 feels like $1


Memes,  Funny Money Quotes,  Funny True Sayings,  
    
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Current financial status
Current financial status

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Oh, oh.. Looks like our 401k is now a 201k.
Oh, oh.. Looks like our 401k is now a 201k.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Retirement Quotes,  Investment Jokes,  
    
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You owe me MONEY

With INTEREST!!!
You owe me MONEY

With INTEREST!!!


Meme,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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"Our financial report stinks so bad, when I brought it home, my dog rolled on it!"
"Our financial report stinks so bad, when I brought it home, my dog rolled on it!"

Funny Jokes,  Funny Business Comics,  The Best Jokes,  
    
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[Roastee's name] is a real financial whiz. She once caused the bottom to fall out of the wig market... by shaving her legs.

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My idea of managing my finances is arranging all my one dollar bills so they face in the same direction.
My idea of managing my finances is arranging all my one dollar bills so they face in the same direction.

Dollar Jokes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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Junior: I'm in terrible financial trouble and I don't have any idea what I'm going to do.

Roy: That's a relief, I thought for a minute you'd get the idea to ask for it from me.


Hee Haw Jokes,  Great Jokes Ever  
    
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Hey girl.

It's okay you only have 0.001 percent equity in your company.

You are the primary shareholder of my heart.
Hey girl.

It's okay you only have 0.001 percent equity in your company.

You are the primary shareholder of my heart.


Great Chat Up Lines,  Hey Girl Meme,  Ryan Gosling Meme,  Cute Flirty Jokes,  
    
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Im planning a big bank job.

Something in mortgages or even a financial advisor.


Bank Jokes One Liners,  Banker Jokes,  Finance Jokes  
    
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Upper middle class 

Can't get any financial aid for college
Upper middle class

Can't get any financial aid for college


Community College Jokes,  Money Jokes,  First World Problem Meme (theme),  
    
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Too rich for financial aid

Too poor to pay for college
Too rich for financial aid

Too poor to pay for college


Poor Jokes,  Money Jokes,  First World Problems,  
    
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FINANCIAL PLANNER - A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he runs to the 7-Eleven for toilet paper and cigarettes.

Cigarette Jokes,  Toilet Paper Jokes,  
    
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