First Date Jokes

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When you go out with a girl you met off snap chat and she ain't wear her dog ears for the date
When you go out with a girl you met off snap chat and she ain't wear her dog ears for the date

Memes,  Funny Snapchat Jokes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Guy: I'm funnier online 

Girl: Just pretend we're online

Guy: ok *clears throat* lmfaooo I'm dead @Valentina

Girl: ...what

Guy: I tagged u in a meme

Girl: Ok we're done here
Guy: I'm funnier online

Girl: Just pretend we're online

Guy: ok *clears throat* lmfaooo I'm dead @Valentina

Girl: ...what

Guy: I tagged u in a meme

Girl: Ok we're done here


Memes,  Online Jokes,  
    
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Me: "It's the first night and I really like him, I should go home."

Also me: "Show him why your ex still calls from different numbers."
Me: "It's the first night and I really like him, I should go home."

Also me: "Show him why your ex still calls from different numbers."


Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Boys,  
    
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"where are you taking me for our first date?"

me:
"where are you taking me for our first date?"

me:


Memes,  Perverted Jokes,  
    
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Me on the first date getting ready to ask him about feminism, BLM, abortion, and racism
Me on the first date getting ready to ask him about feminism, BLM, abortion, and racism

Memes,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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Me when my future kid brings home their first date: Who did your parents vote for in 2016???
Me when my future kid brings home their first date: Who did your parents vote for in 2016???

Memes,  Funny Politics Jokes,  
    
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her: i don't have sex on the first date"

me:
her: i don't have sex on the first date"

me:


Memes,  Pill Cosby,  
    
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hey sorry, i prefer guys w are les

me: ya well i prefer girls w are pretty

her: (sits back down) i'm listening..
hey sorry, i prefer guys w are les

me: ya well i prefer girls w are pretty

her: (sits back down) i'm listening..


Memes,  Funny Dating Sayings,  
    
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When girls go the first date and take out their wallet to pretend to pay
When girls go the first date and take out their wallet to pretend to pay

Memes,  Best Jokes On Women,  
    
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me: , don't be a e. it's the first date. all he did was compliment your brows and buy you a bacon cheeseburger

e me: suck his  then ride into the sunset. yolo
me: , don't be a e. it's the first date. all he did was compliment your brows and buy you a bacon cheeseburger

e me: suck his then ride into the sunset. yolo


Memes,  
    
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me on first date: i'm gonna wait a month to get to know him before we have sex

sae me: you, need,. sum. k! cke him down in the uber
me on first date: i'm gonna wait a month to get to know him before we have sex

sae me: you, need,. sum. k! cke him down in the uber


Memes,  Pervert Jokes,  
    
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"this is our first time alone together so ima be respectful"

"pull your  out"
"this is our first time alone together so ima be respectful"

"pull your out"


Memes,  Pervert Jokes,  
    
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When you meet her in person and she looks way different than her pics
When you meet her in person and she looks way different than her pics

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Her: I love Trump

Me: (trying to impress her) my dad is a racist
Her: I love Trump

Me: (trying to impress her) my dad is a racist


Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  
    
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when she talks you into having sex on the first date and now you feel like a complete
when she talks you into having sex on the first date and now you feel like a complete

Memes,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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