First Date Jokes

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hey sorry, i prefer guys w are les

me: ya well i prefer girls w are pretty

her: (sits back down) i'm listening..
hey sorry, i prefer guys w are les

me: ya well i prefer girls w are pretty

her: (sits back down) i'm listening..


Memes,  Funny Dating Sayings,  
    
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When girls go the first date and take out their wallet to pretend to pay
When girls go the first date and take out their wallet to pretend to pay

Memes,  Best Jokes On Women,  
    
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me: , don't be a e. it's the first date. all he did was compliment your brows and buy you a bacon cheeseburger

e me: suck his  then ride into the sunset. yolo
me: , don't be a e. it's the first date. all he did was compliment your brows and buy you a bacon cheeseburger

e me: suck his then ride into the sunset. yolo


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me on first date: i'm gonna wait a month to get to know him before we have sex

sae me: you, need,. sum. k! cke him down in the uber
me on first date: i'm gonna wait a month to get to know him before we have sex

sae me: you, need,. sum. k! cke him down in the uber


Memes,  Pervert Jokes,  
    
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"this is our first time alone together so ima be respectful"

"pull your  out"
"this is our first time alone together so ima be respectful"

"pull your out"


Memes,  Pervert Jokes,  
    
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When you meet her in person and she looks way different than her pics
When you meet her in person and she looks way different than her pics

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Her: I love Trump

Me: (trying to impress her) my dad is a racist
Her: I love Trump

Me: (trying to impress her) my dad is a racist


Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  
    
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when she talks you into having sex on the first date and now you feel like a complete
when she talks you into having sex on the first date and now you feel like a complete

Memes,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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when a guy brags about his car and salary on the first date
when a guy brags about his car and salary on the first date

Memes,  Fruit Puns,  Cocky Jokes,  
    
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Me: (Play it cool, dont bring up your ex)

Date: I'll have a water

Me: Heather used to drink water..
Me: (Play it cool, dont bring up your ex)

Date: I'll have a water

Me: Heather used to drink water..


Memes,  Restaurant Memes,  Ex Jokes,  
    
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her: (ok, don't let him know you're a e)

me: so what do you take with your coffee 

her:
her: (ok, don't let him know you're a e)

me: so what do you take with your coffee

her:


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When you're on a blind date and she starts discussing crystals and chakras
When you're on a blind date and she starts discussing crystals and chakras

Memes,  Funny Weird People,  
    
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Me before a date: Don't dress weird, don't act weird, don't say anything weird.

Me showing up to that date:
Me before a date: Don't dress weird, don't act weird, don't say anything weird.

Me showing up to that date:


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(first date)

Girl: So I'm single mother of one

Guy: Wanna be a single mother of two?

Girl: Fuck, he's good
(first date)

Girl: So I'm single mother of one

Guy: Wanna be a single mother of two?

Girl: Fuck, he's good


Memes,  Single Mother Meme,  
    
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her: haha so what do you do

him: oh i'm a meme lord

her: lol what

him: basically i try to impress a bunch of people i'll never meet

her: lol kill yourself now please
her: haha so what do you do

him: oh i'm a meme lord

her: lol what

him: basically i try to impress a bunch of people i'll never meet

her: lol kill yourself now please


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