First Date Jokes

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*first date* Me: Okay I will not mention or talk about my third nipple tonight because that might creep them out Me (after one beer): okay so you know how tricycles have 3 tires instead of 2
*first date*

Me: Okay I will not mention or talk about my third nipple tonight because that might creep them out

Me (after one beer): okay so you know how tricycles have 3 tires instead of 2

Memes,  Nipple Jokes,  
    
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Told this girl I was 6'0 & I'm supposed to meet her tomorrow. I'm 5'3 lmaooooo
Told this girl I was 6'0 & I'm supposed to meet her tomorrow. I'm 5'3 lmaooooo

Meme,  Savage Meme,  
    
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when your tinder date ends up being a catfish, buy your mama didn't raise a quitter
when your tinder date ends up being a catfish, buy your mama didn't raise a quitter

Memes,  Catfish Jokes,  Tinder Jokes,  
    
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When you're waiting for your "slightly chubby" tinder date in the Uber and you can feel the ground shaking (Chuckles) I'm in danger.
When you're waiting for your "slightly chubby" tinder date in the Uber and you can feel the ground shaking

(Chuckles)
I'm in danger.

Memes,  Tinder Jokes,  
    
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a tip for everyone starting their freshman year of college soon: nobody cares about you. did u just trip in front of a few people? no one gives a . are u lost? don't be afraid to ask a random person. no one cares. about anything. we're all dead here.
a tip for everyone starting their freshman year of college soon: nobody cares about you. did u just trip in front of a few people? no one gives a . are u lost? don't be afraid to ask a random person. no one cares. about anything. we're all dead here.

Memes,  College Students Jokes,  Freshman Jokes,  
    
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When you're on the first date and she says she doesn't like Tokyo Drift
When you're on the first date and she says she doesn't like Tokyo Drift

Memes,  Fast And Furious Jokes,  
    
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When she says she's a child of God but you smashed on the first night
When she says she's a child of God but you smashed on the first night

Memes,  Offensive Girl Jokes,  
    
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Fellas if a chick orders lobster tail on the first date would you be bothered? They don't sell lobster tail at McDonald's
Fellas if a chick orders lobster tail on the first date would you be bothered?

They don't sell lobster tail at McDonald's

Memes,  Fast Food Jokes,  Cheap People Jokes,  
    
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When you realize that 80% of the date you just went on was you oversharing
When you realize that 80% of the date you just went on was you oversharing

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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when your panties and bra match on the first date, but he doesn't try to you
when your panties and bra match on the first date, but he doesn't try to you

Memes,  Women Jokes On Men,  King Of The Hill Meme,  
    
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When you go out with a girl you met off snap chat and she ain't wear her dog ears for the date
When you go out with a girl you met off snap chat and she ain't wear her dog ears for the date

Memes,  Funny Snapchat Jokes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Guy: I'm funnier online Girl: Just pretend we're online Guy: ok *clears throat* lmfaooo I'm dead @Valentina Girl: ...what Guy: I tagged u in a meme Girl: Ok we're done here
Guy: I'm funnier online

Girl: Just pretend we're online

Guy: ok *clears throat* lmfaooo I'm dead @Valentina

Girl: ...what

Guy: I tagged u in a meme

Girl: Ok we're done here

Memes,  Online Jokes,  
    
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Me: "It's the first night and I really like him, I should go home." Also me: "Show him why your ex still calls from different numbers."
Me: "It's the first night and I really like him, I should go home."

Also me: "Show him why your ex still calls from different numbers."

Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Boys,  
    
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"where are you taking me for our first date?" me:
"where are you taking me for our first date?"

me:

Memes,  Perverted Jokes,  
    
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Me on the first date getting ready to ask him about feminism, BLM, abortion, and racism
Me on the first date getting ready to ask him about feminism, BLM, abortion, and racism

Memes,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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