First Date Jokes

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"where are you taking me for our first date?"

me:
"where are you taking me for our first date?"

me:


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Me on the first date getting ready to ask him about feminism, BLM, abortion, and racism
Me on the first date getting ready to ask him about feminism, BLM, abortion, and racism

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Me when my future kid brings home their first date: Who did your parents vote for in 2016???
Me when my future kid brings home their first date: Who did your parents vote for in 2016???

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her: i don't have sex on the first date"

me:
her: i don't have sex on the first date"

me:


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hey sorry, i prefer guys w are les

me: ya well i prefer girls w are pretty

her: (sits back down) i'm listening..
hey sorry, i prefer guys w are les

me: ya well i prefer girls w are pretty

her: (sits back down) i'm listening..


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When girls go the first date and take out their wallet to pretend to pay
When girls go the first date and take out their wallet to pretend to pay

Memes,  Best Jokes On Women,  
    
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me: , don't be a e. it's the first date. all he did was compliment your brows and buy you a bacon cheeseburger

e me: suck his  then ride into the sunset. yolo
me: , don't be a e. it's the first date. all he did was compliment your brows and buy you a bacon cheeseburger

e me: suck his then ride into the sunset. yolo


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me on first date: i'm gonna wait a month to get to know him before we have sex

sae me: you, need,. sum. k! cke him down in the uber
me on first date: i'm gonna wait a month to get to know him before we have sex

sae me: you, need,. sum. k! cke him down in the uber


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"this is our first time alone together so ima be respectful"

"pull your  out"
"this is our first time alone together so ima be respectful"

"pull your out"


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When you meet her in person and she looks way different than her pics
When you meet her in person and she looks way different than her pics

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Her: I love Trump

Me: (trying to impress her) my dad is a racist
Her: I love Trump

Me: (trying to impress her) my dad is a racist


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when she talks you into having sex on the first date and now you feel like a complete
when she talks you into having sex on the first date and now you feel like a complete

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when a guy brags about his car and salary on the first date
when a guy brags about his car and salary on the first date

Memes,  Fruit Puns,  Cocky Jokes,  
    
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Me: (Play it cool, dont bring up your ex)

Date: I'll have a water

Me: Heather used to drink water..
Me: (Play it cool, dont bring up your ex)

Date: I'll have a water

Me: Heather used to drink water..


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her: (ok, don't let him know you're a e)

me: so what do you take with your coffee 

her:
her: (ok, don't let him know you're a e)

me: so what do you take with your coffee

her:


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