Fitness Jokes

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Fitness jokesThey told me I could become anything I wanted So I became a roadmap
Fitness may be good for you, but most of us normal people have no clue where to start or what to do nor are we interested. Some of us do minimal work and expect big rewards; some of us can barely breathe 5 minutes into cardio and others have convinced ourselves that we are on our way to a six-pack when we are clearly moving towards a keg.

Fitness jokes don’t always have to do with working out but can also refer to diet, being overweight and overall physique. We searched the web and gathered the funniest jokes and memes we could find and continue to add more regularly. Take some time to browse around, be sure to caption it (kappit), rate and share with friends.
When you take a crossfitter the the gym
When you take a crossfitter the the gym

Memes,  Fresh Prince Meme,  Crossfit Jokes,  
    
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When the gym is the most exciting part of your day

And that's over..
When the gym is the most exciting part of your day

And that's over..


Memes,  Working Out Jokes,  
    
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When you're on an unhealthy amount of preworkout and someone tries to start a conversation with you
When you're on an unhealthy amount of preworkout and someone tries to start a conversation with you

Memes,  Gym Humor,  
    
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Raise your hand if you need to go to the gym but don't want to.
Raise your hand if you need to go to the gym but don't want to.

Memes,  Gym Jokes,  Exercise Jokes,  
    
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When you said you were getting fit this summer meanwhile:

Summer

Halloween

Thanksgiving

Christmas
When you said you were getting fit this summer meanwhile:

Summer

Halloween

Thanksgiving

Christmas


Memes,  Summer Meme,  
    
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Me preaching not to skip leg day on Insta vs me on leg day
Me preaching not to skip leg day on Insta vs me on leg day

Memes,  Leg Day Meme,  
    
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that's the last time they call me a
that's the last time they call me a

Memes,  Cat Funny Pictures,  
    
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Her: Stop trying to act like you understand fitness, you're being an idiot

Me: Well I'll have you know what this 'idiot" bench pressed 8 mies this morning
Her: Stop trying to act like you understand fitness, you're being an idiot

Me: Well I'll have you know what this 'idiot" bench pressed 8 mies this morning


Memes,  Idiot Jokes,  
    
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When you wake up on a Monday and realize it's that time again to starve for next few days followed by 3 straight cheat days like this past weekend
When you wake up on a Monday and realize it's that time again to starve for next few days followed by 3 straight cheat days like this past weekend

Memes,  Funny Monday Memes,  Diet Humor,  
    
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When you been running on the treadmill for 30 minutes &  look down to see you've only ran for 30 seconds
When you been running on the treadmill for 30 minutes & look down to see you've only ran for 30 seconds

Memes,  Running Jokes One Liners,  Exercise Jokes,  
    
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When your Fitbit says you hit 10,000 steps but it's just been counting your hand lifting food to your face.
When your Fitbit says you hit 10,000 steps but it's just been counting your hand lifting food to your face.

Memes,  Fat People Jokes,  
    
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Her: Glad we came to the gym. Get any good selfies?

Him: Haha yeah did you make a video doing squats?

Her: Yeah I'm gonna post one every week and keep updating people on my progress
Her: Glad we came to the gym. Get any good selfies?

Him: Haha yeah did you make a video doing squats?

Her: Yeah I'm gonna post one every week and keep updating people on my progress


Memes,  Funny Gym Sayings,  Workout Jokes,  
    
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"You gon get curved, don't even bother" starter pack
"You gon get curved, don't even bother" starter pack

Memes,  Gym Humor,  Starter Pack Meme,  
    
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When you want to get in shape

But you love pizza
When you want to get in shape

But you love pizza


Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When someone comments on your newly earned physique
When someone comments on your newly earned physique

Memes,  Body Meme,  
    
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