Five Year Old Jokes

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What happens when dinosaurs drive cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What happens when dinosaurs drive cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!


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My five year old got a couple wrong on his artic animal quiz...
My five year old got a couple wrong on his artic animal quiz...

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What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator door?

Shut the door, I'm dressing!


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Why did the singer bring a pencil onstage?

He wanted to draw a big crowd.


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Where do ghosts put their mail?

In the ghost office.


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Q. Why didn't noah go fishing?

A. He only had two worms.
Q. Why didn't noah go fishing?

A. He only had two worms.


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What day do potatoes hate the most?

(Fry-day!)


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Where can you always find gold?

(In the dictionary!)


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What has eight legs and eight eyes?

(Eight pirates!)


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What do bulls write letters with? A bullpen.

Pen Jokes,  Best Kid Jokes,  Children Riddles And Jokes,  
    
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How do fish go into business? The start on a small scale.

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Q: Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?
A: A cub reporter.


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Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?

A: One! After that its not empty!


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Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?

A: A box of quackers!


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Q: How do you make a bandstand?

A: Take away their chairs!


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