Flies Jokes

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flies are attracted to piles of .
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flies are attracted to piles of .


Memes,  Anti Hillary Meme,  
    
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?... A softball team!
What has 18 legs and catches flies?... A softball team!

Softball Puns,  Stupid Silly Jokes,  Lame Joke,  
    
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You can lead flies to honey 

But you can get more honeys being fly
You can lead flies to honey

But you can get more honeys being fly


Memes,  Funny Fly Jokes,  
    
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Hey dude, Pretty sure I just got the last of the flies 

So, You know, You can put down the fly swatter
Hey dude, Pretty sure I just got the last of the flies

So, You know, You can put down the fly swatter


Spider Memes,  Joke Spider,  Misunderstood Spider (theme)  
    
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Come here little bug let me kill you...OH SHIT IT FLIES!

Jokes About Bugs,  Bug Humor,  Insect Puns,  
    
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Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Oregon weddings?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.


Oregon Duck Jokes,  Bride Jokes,  Good Wedding Jokes  
    
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enters through a two inch cracked window

can't figure out w to leave through the wide open ing door
enters through a two inch cracked window

can't figure out w to leave through the wide open ing door


Insect Jokes,  Logic Jokes,  Funny Fly Jokes  
    
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Q. How do you get an Essex girl pregnant?

A. Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.


Pregnancy Humor,  Cumming Jokes  
    
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Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?

Girl: One - the dead one!


Teacher Jokes,  Death Jokes,  Funny Fly Jokes  
    
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Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!


Football Jokes One Liners,  Insect Jokes  
    
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Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here.

Don't you ever shoo them?

Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.


Tourists Jokes,  Insect Jokes For Kids,  Funny Bug Jokes,  
    
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !


Soup Jokes,  Waiter Jokes,  Food Jokes  
    
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir.

The cook used them all in the raisin bread.


Waiter Jokes,  Soup Jokes,  
    
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look, two flies.

let me take a closer look

*rubbing hands*

they are up to something
look, two flies.

let me take a closer look

*rubbing hands*

they are up to something


Insect Jokes,  Dumb Jokes,  Funny Fly Jokes  
    
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Q: Why is spider web white?

A: So they can see the flies!


Spider Web Jokes,  Spider Humor,  
    
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