Flirty Jokes To Text

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don't flirt with me. i might really  your  up. have you all in love and sh t
don't flirt with me. i might really your up. have you all in love and sh t

Funny Quotes,  Flirt Sms,  Flirt Sms Jokes,  
    
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hey jessie

wanna play cops and robbers?
hey jessie

wanna play cops and robbers?


Memes,  Naughty Jokes,  Jessie Jokes,  
    
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on a scale of 1 to 10 you're a 9. and i'm the 1 you need.

no wtf i'm a 10
on a scale of 1 to 10 you're a 9. and i'm the 1 you need.

no wtf i'm a 10


Funny Jokes,  Texting Fails,  
    
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i want to  you so hard we have to exchange insurance information.
i want to you so hard we have to exchange insurance information.

Funny Ecards,  Insurance Humor,  
    
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 me if i'm wrong, but you want to have sex with me.
me if i'm wrong, but you want to have sex with me.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Ecards,  
    
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Baebae2373636: #keepcalm
Flirting words = "Big head", "Punk", "Ugly", & "We gone fight."

Flirty Insults,  Flirty Puns  
    
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don't send me a ;) face 

and then wonder why i sw up at your use naked
don't send me a ;) face

and then wonder why i sw up at your use naked


Booty Call Jokes,  Funny Texting Jokes,  Booty Call Meme,  
    
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Bad Chat Up Lines,  Corny Pick Up Lines,  
    
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The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.

Nerdy Pick Up Lines,  Bad Chat Up Lines,  
    
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You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.

Bad Pick Up Lines,  Smart Chat Up Lines,  
    
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I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you

Bad Pick Up Lines,  Smart Chat Up Lines,  
    
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I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.

Sweet Chat Up Lines,  101 Pick Up Lines,  
    
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You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.

Nerd Pick Up Lines,  Nerd Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Is your father Lil Caeser?

Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.


Bad Chat Up Lines,  Worst Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Ya know, you look really hot!

You must be real reason for global warming.


New Pick Up Lines,  Sweet Chat Up Lines,  
    
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