Flirty Puns

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hey girl, i'm an accountant can i balance your ets?
hey girl, i'm an accountant

can i balance your ets?

Accounting Puns,  Chessy Chat Up Lines,  Cheap Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Happy Hump Day! 'Hump' get it? *wink wink*
Happy Hump Day!

'Hump' get it? *wink wink*

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We won't just 'dance' in the dark Babydoll!
We won't just 'dance' in the dark

Babydoll!

Memes,  Bruce Springsteen Jokes,  
    
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girl you r2 fine and if you're lucky i'll give you the d2
girl you r2 fine

and if you're lucky i'll give you the d2

Meme,  Jokes About Star Wars,  10 Best Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Chicks are all over me..
Chicks are all over me..

Funny Quotes,  Cute Funny Quotes,  
    
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Sorry, I only date country boys, so you better know how to bait a hook
Sorry, I only date country boys, so you better know how to bait a hook

Funny Ecards,  Funny Flirty Jokes,  
    
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your face gives me an emotional .
your face gives me an emotional .

Funny Ecards,  Flirting Ecards,  Short Men Jokes,  
    
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Hey girl Damn your bagpipes are sexy
Hey girl

Damn your bagpipes are sexy

Bagpiper Humor,  Hey Girl Meme,  Ryan Gosling Meme,  
    
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Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Corny Pickup Lines,  New Chat Up Lines,  100 Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Do you like parties? Because you can climb up my pants and have a ball!

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Hey girl Great job on the auction.
Hey girl

Great job on the auction.

Hey Girl (theme),  Auction Jokes,  Ryan Gosling Meme,  
    
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Hey girl, You've started an uprising in my district too.
Hey girl,

You've started an uprising in my district too.

Lame Pick Up Lines,  Hey Girl Meme,  Ryan Gosling Meme,  
    
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I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off.
I saw you have a beard and tattoos.

Excuse me, while I take my clothes off.

Funny Ecards For Her,  Funny Woman Jokes,  Flirty Chat Up Lines  
    
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How to impress woman in Alaska kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her.

How to impress a man in Alaska: Show up naked with beer.

Funny Comparison Jokes,  Alaska Jokes,  Jokes About Alaska,  
    
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Hey girl, you giving me your number Sounds like a fair trade
Hey girl, you giving me your number

Sounds like a fair trade

Cute Flirty Jokes,  Chat Up Lines For Guys,  Ryan Gosling Memes,  
    
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