Flying Jokes

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Pilot (over loudspeakers): Ladies and gentlemen we have a very special guest on our flight today
Pilot (over loudspeakers): Ladies and gentlemen we have a very special guest on our flight today

Memes,  Pilot Jokes,  
    
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when you realize you're 40,000 feet away from everyone and their bull
when you realize you're 40,000 feet away from everyone and their bull

Memes,  Anti Social Jokes,  
    
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Flight booked for

The Cayman Islands
Flight booked for

The Cayman Islands


Cayman Islands Jokes,  Vacation Jokes,  Third World Success Kid Meme,  
    
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when the squad didn't make it thru customs
when the squad didn't make it thru customs

Squad Meme,  Racist Persian Jokes,  Arab Jokes,  
    
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I enjoy sitting next to a one-armed person in a plane. I don't have to worry about arm rest rules, finally.
I enjoy sitting next to a one-armed person in a plane. I don't have to worry about arm rest rules, finally.

One Arm Jokes,  Plane Jokes,  
    
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The face you make to the flight attendant

When you want an exit-row seat
The face you make to the flight attendant

When you want an exit-row seat


Tall Guy Problems,  Cute Kitten Memes,  
    
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United

Delta

Southwest

Spirit
United

Delta

Southwest

Spirit


Memes,  Traveling Jokes,  Travel Humor,  
    
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Airplane seats are knee destroyers.
Airplane seats are knee destroyers.

Funny Jokes For Tall People,  Funny Tall Jokes,  Tall Guy Problems,  
    
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mary poppins. ..

what's wrong sweet children? 

we can see your  down here!
mary poppins. ..

what's wrong sweet children?

we can see your down here!


Mary Poppins Jokes,  
    
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flight attendant on my gf's plane looks like he's about to announce some hunger games .
flight attendant on my gf's plane looks like he's about to announce some hunger games .

Hunger Games Meme,  Hunger Games Jokes,  Funny Roasting Jokes,  
    
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Still a little pissed I can't fly or set things on fire with my mind
Still a little pissed I can't fly or set things on fire with my mind

Funny Quotes,  Funny One Liner,  Silly Quotes,  
    
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beware

you are now entering a level 5 radiation zone! crossing this barrier will lead to death 99.99% of the time...

...then again, that means there is a .01% chance something awesome occurs, like the ability to fly or something. wouldn't that be bad? "jason, you need a job for the summer!" woosh! "well, mom, i'm a little busy flying." all i'm saying is that the ball is in your court.
beware

you are now entering a level 5 radiation zone! crossing this barrier will lead to death 99.99% of the time...

...then again, that means there is a .01% chance something awesome occurs, like the ability to fly or something. wouldn't that be bad? "jason, you need a job for the summer!" woosh! "well, mom, i'm a little busy flying." all i'm saying is that the ball is in your court.


Radiation Jokes,  Funny Beware Signs,  Sign Jokes,  
    
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pe you have a safe, stab-free flight.
pe you have a safe, stab-free flight.

Airplane Jokes,  Funny Farewell Sayings,  
    
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Imagine if you fell in love with some then found out that they clap when the plane lands.
Imagine if you fell in love with some then found out that they clap when the plane lands.

Funny Jokes,  Love Jokes,  Falling In Love Jokes,  
    
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They said humans couldn't fly but look at Donald Trump go
They said humans couldn't fly but look at Donald Trump go

Memes,  Donald Trump Meme,  Trash Jokes,  
    
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