Flying Jokes

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Flight attendant: *yawns mid flight* Deaf people on the plane:
Flight attendant: *yawns mid flight*

Deaf people on the plane:

Memes,  Airplane Jokes,  Deaf Humor,  
    
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If you were flying with a friend and you got bumped up to first class - would you accept the upgrade or stay with your friend in economy? I'll see their broke ass when we land
If you were flying with a friend and you got bumped up to first class - would you accept the upgrade or stay with your friend in economy?

I'll see their broke ass when we land

Memes,  Best Friend Humor,  
    
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My parents have conditioned me to panic if I'm not to the airport a full 2 hours before my flight
My parents have conditioned me to panic if I'm not to the airport a full 2 hours before my flight

Memes,  Airport Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm never flying Frontier or Spirit ever again! email; Round trip to Miami for $60!!! Me:
Me: I'm never flying Frontier or Spirit ever again!

email; Round trip to Miami for $60!!!

Me:

Memes,  Airplane Jokes,  
    
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Dear flight attendants, If you see I'm asleep when you're serving snacks and drinks, please wake my ass up. Sincerely, I want my money's worth.
Dear flight attendants,

If you see I'm asleep when you're serving snacks and drinks, please wake my ass up.

Sincerely,
I want my money's worth.

Memes,  Airplane Jokes,  
    
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Tonight the flight attendant was saying his usual speech about putting larger bags in the overhead compartment & then said "I know u wanna show ur Gucci and Louis bags but we all know if they were actually real u wouldn't be flying Spirit" lmao
Tonight the flight attendant was saying his usual speech about putting larger bags in the overhead compartment & then said "I know u wanna show ur Gucci and Louis bags but we all know if they were actually real u wouldn't be flying Spirit" lmao

Memes,  Travel Humor,  
    
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Me: I don't need an upgrade. Also me:
Me: I don't need an upgrade.

Also me:

Memes,  Travel Humor,  Airplane Jokes,  
    
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I remember one time I flew spirit and there was a medical emergency and the flight attendants asked if there was a doctor aboard and this old man woke up from his nap and said 'Ain't no doctors flying Spirit"
I remember one time I flew spirit and there was a medical emergency and the flight attendants asked if there was a doctor aboard and this old man woke up from his nap and said 'Ain't no doctors flying Spirit"

Memes,  Travel Stories,  Airplane Jokes,  
    
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Should I book another flight to go abroad? Brain: No. Wallet: No. Mom: No. Dog: No. Universe: No. I think I'm gonna book the flight
Should I book another flight to go abroad?

Brain: No.
Wallet: No.
Mom: No.
Dog: No.
Universe: No.

I think I'm gonna book the flight

Memes,  Travel Jokes,  
    
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1970: In the future I bet we will have flying cars 2018:
1970: In the future I bet we will have flying cars

2018:

Memes,  Funny Car Accident,  2018 Meme,  
    
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1954: I bet we will have flying cars in the future Netflix
1954: I bet we will have flying cars in the future

Netflix

Memes,  Future Jokes,  Netflix Meme,  
    
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When the guy behind you doesn't put his phone on airplane mode before takeoff
When the guy behind you doesn't put his phone on airplane mode before takeoff

Memes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  Airplane Jokes,  
    
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Please God do not let this flight be overbooked =
Please God do not let this flight be overbooked =

Memes,  United Airlines Meme,  
    
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Today on United Airlines
Today on United Airlines

Memes,  Airplane Jokes,  United Airlines Meme,  
    
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On a United flight watching the guy getting dragged off a United flight
On a United flight watching the guy getting dragged off a United flight

Memes,  United Airlines Meme,  Airplane Jokes,  
    
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