Flying Jokes

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I remember one time I flew spirit and there was a medical emergency and the flight attendants asked if there was a doctor aboard and this old man woke up from his nap and said 'Ain't no doctors flying Spirit"
I remember one time I flew spirit and there was a medical emergency and the flight attendants asked if there was a doctor aboard and this old man woke up from his nap and said 'Ain't no doctors flying Spirit"

Memes,  Travel Stories,  Airplane Jokes,  
    
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Should I book another flight to go abroad? Brain: No. Wallet: No. Mom: No. Dog: No. Universe: No. I think I'm gonna book the flight
Should I book another flight to go abroad?

Brain: No.
Wallet: No.
Mom: No.
Dog: No.
Universe: No.

I think I'm gonna book the flight

Memes,  Travel Jokes,  
    
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1970: In the future I bet we will have flying cars 2018:
1970: In the future I bet we will have flying cars

2018:

Memes,  Funny Car Accident,  2018 Meme,  
    
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1954: I bet we will have flying cars in the future Netflix
1954: I bet we will have flying cars in the future

Netflix

Memes,  Future Jokes,  Netflix Meme,  
    
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When the guy behind you doesn't put his phone on airplane mode before takeoff
When the guy behind you doesn't put his phone on airplane mode before takeoff

Memes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  Airplane Jokes,  
    
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Please God do not let this flight be overbooked =
Please God do not let this flight be overbooked =

Memes,  United Airlines Meme,  
    
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Today on United Airlines
Today on United Airlines

Memes,  Airplane Jokes,  United Airlines Meme,  
    
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On a United flight watching the guy getting dragged off a United flight
On a United flight watching the guy getting dragged off a United flight

Memes,  United Airlines Meme,  Airplane Jokes,  
    
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Another over booked United Flight
Another over booked

United Flight

Memes,  United Airlines Meme,  
    
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Drag me ouside How bout dat
Drag me ouside

How bout dat

Memes,  United Airlines Meme,  Howbow Dah Meme,  
    
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First rule about flying United, never talk about flying United
First rule about flying United, never talk about flying United

Memes,  United Airlines Meme,  Funny Movie Quotes,  
    
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Pilot (over loudspeakers): Ladies and gentlemen we have a very special guest on our flight today
Pilot (over loudspeakers): Ladies and gentlemen we have a very special guest on our flight today

Memes,  Pilot Jokes,  
    
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when you realize you're 40,000 feet away from everyone and their bull
when you realize you're 40,000 feet away from everyone and their bull

Memes,  Anti Social Jokes,  
    
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Flight booked for The Cayman Islands
Flight booked for

The Cayman Islands

Cayman Islands Jokes,  Vacation Jokes,  Third World Success Kid Meme,  
    
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when the squad didn't make it thru customs
when the squad didn't make it thru customs

Squad Meme,  Racist Persian Jokes,  Arab Jokes,  
    
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