Flying Jokes

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Another over booked

United Flight
Another over booked

United Flight


Memes,  United Airlines Meme,  
    
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Drag me ouside

How bout dat
Drag me ouside

How bout dat


Memes,  United Airlines Meme,  Howbow Dah Meme,  
    
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First rule about flying United, never talk about flying United
First rule about flying United, never talk about flying United

Memes,  United Airlines Meme,  Funny Movie Quotes,  
    
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Pilot (over loudspeakers): Ladies and gentlemen we have a very special guest on our flight today
Pilot (over loudspeakers): Ladies and gentlemen we have a very special guest on our flight today

Memes,  Pilot Jokes,  
    
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when you realize you're 40,000 feet away from everyone and their bull
when you realize you're 40,000 feet away from everyone and their bull

Memes,  Anti Social Jokes,  
    
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Flight booked for

The Cayman Islands
Flight booked for

The Cayman Islands


Cayman Islands Jokes,  Vacation Jokes,  Third World Success Kid Meme,  
    
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when the squad didn't make it thru customs
when the squad didn't make it thru customs

Squad Meme,  Racist Persian Jokes,  Arab Jokes,  
    
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I enjoy sitting next to a one-armed person in a plane. I don't have to worry about arm rest rules, finally.
I enjoy sitting next to a one-armed person in a plane. I don't have to worry about arm rest rules, finally.

One Arm Jokes,  Plane Jokes,  
    
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The face you make to the flight attendant

When you want an exit-row seat
The face you make to the flight attendant

When you want an exit-row seat


Tall Guy Problems,  Cute Kitten Memes,  
    
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United

Delta

Southwest

Spirit
United

Delta

Southwest

Spirit


Memes,  Traveling Jokes,  Travel Humor,  
    
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Airplane seats are knee destroyers.
Airplane seats are knee destroyers.

Funny Jokes For Tall People,  Funny Tall Jokes,  Tall Guy Problems,  
    
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mary poppins. ..

what's wrong sweet children? 

we can see your  down here!
mary poppins. ..

what's wrong sweet children?

we can see your down here!


Mary Poppins Jokes,  
    
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flight attendant on my gf's plane looks like he's about to announce some hunger games .
flight attendant on my gf's plane looks like he's about to announce some hunger games .

Hunger Games Meme,  Hunger Games Jokes,  Funny Roasting Jokes,  
    
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Still a little pissed I can't fly or set things on fire with my mind
Still a little pissed I can't fly or set things on fire with my mind

Funny Quotes,  Funny One Liner,  Silly Quotes,  
    
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beware

you are now entering a level 5 radiation zone! crossing this barrier will lead to death 99.99% of the time...

...then again, that means there is a .01% chance something awesome occurs, like the ability to fly or something. wouldn't that be bad? "jason, you need a job for the summer!" woosh! "well, mom, i'm a little busy flying." all i'm saying is that the ball is in your court.
beware

you are now entering a level 5 radiation zone! crossing this barrier will lead to death 99.99% of the time...

...then again, that means there is a .01% chance something awesome occurs, like the ability to fly or something. wouldn't that be bad? "jason, you need a job for the summer!" woosh! "well, mom, i'm a little busy flying." all i'm saying is that the ball is in your court.


Radiation Jokes,  Funny Beware Signs,  Sign Jokes,  
    
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