Flying Puns

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Remember when you could pack all your cool hair products and get through airport security at the airport with no worries. Now you have to fit it in a baggy or watch them throw it in the trash. Trying to join the mile high club used to be a lot easier before people knew exactly what you were about to do and would try to record and post it on social media.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral flying puns from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We're always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Son: Dad put me down I wanna land like a plane

Dad: You should have landed in the orphanage like I told your mother
Son: Dad put me down I wanna land like a plane

Dad: You should have landed in the orphanage like I told your mother


Memes,  Father Son Jokes,  
    
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"Eyebrowlieve I can fly"
"Eyebrowlieve I can fly"

Memes,  Funny Songs Lyrics,  Eyebrows Meme,  
    
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana
Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana


Memes,  Fruit Fly Jokes,  
    
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Pilots

Confused souls 

They talk about women when they are flying

Then talk about flying when they are with women
Pilots

Confused souls

They talk about women when they are flying

Then talk about flying when they are with women


Demotivational Posters,  Pilot Humor,  Funniest Jokes One Liners  
    
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I know there is something

That I'm suppose to do here
I know there is something

That I'm suppose to do here


Memes,  Pigeon Puns,  Funny Stuff For Kids  
    
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1900's 

you here to ride in the plane? whatcha waitin for?

2005 

alright, pockets empty  and no metal or fluids?

present day yeah, you've been selected for addtional screening.

future?

prepare your .

whats new...
1900's

you here to ride in the plane? whatcha waitin for?

2005

alright, pockets empty and no metal or fluids?

present day yeah, you've been selected for addtional screening.

future?

prepare your .

whats new...


Funny Travel Facts,  Funny Travel Quotes  
    
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Nervous?

Yes...Very.

First time?

No, I've been nervous lots of times.
Nervous?

Yes...Very.

First time?

No, I've been nervous lots of times.


Nervous Jokes,  Funny Jokes Laugh  
    
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They told me I could be anything

So I became superman
They told me I could be anything

So I became superman


Superman Joke,  Images Of Funny Baby,  They Told Me I Could Be Anything (theme)  
    
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The Most Comfortable Man in the World
The Most Comfortable Man in the World

Sleep Fail,  Funny Sleepy Quotes,  
    
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Curse you

Flying beagle!
Curse you

Flying beagle!


Super Funny Jokes,  Beagle Jokes  
    
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If someone with a baby sits next to me on a plane, I smile politely and say "I'm legally obligated to tell you I'm a level 3 sex offender."

Plane Puns,  Really Funny One Liners,  Super Funny Quotes  
    
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Yo dawg, I herd you like flying so we put a bird in your bird so you can fly while you fly
Yo dawg, I herd you like flying so we put a bird in your bird so you can fly while you fly

Yo Dawg Meme (theme),  Pimp My Ride Jokes,  
    
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Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old.

Peter Pan Jokes,  Disney Puns  
    
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The pilot was a loner but even for him flying a drone was just too remote.

Pilot Humor,  Pilot Jokes,  Flying Jokes  
    
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Old pilots never die, they just get more turbulent.

Pilot Humor,  101 One Liners,  Airplane Puns,  
    
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