Food And Drink Jokes

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Being a waitress was my worst job to this day. This one bitch complained about a milkshake that 'wasn't made correctly' so I transferred the same milkshake into a different cup with a new straw and she said it was 'much better' lmao bye
Being a waitress was my worst job to this day. This one bitch complained about a milkshake that 'wasn't made correctly' so I transferred the same milkshake into a different cup with a new straw and she said it was 'much better' lmao bye

Memes,  Server Memes,  Waitress Jokes,  
    
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nestly w the actually likes sparkling water that taste like tv static
nestly w the actually likes sparkling water that taste like tv static

Memes,  Water Jokes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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Me Water Baja blast
Me

Water

Baja blast

Memes,  Taco Bell Humor,  
    
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Hey, I'm a shrimp cocktail!!
Hey, I'm a shrimp cocktail!!

Shrimp Jokes,  Punny Jokes,  
    
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A friend made us cookies, said she made them with a pinch of love. Tried them. They couldve used a dash of experience.
A friend made us cookies, said she made them with a pinch of love. Tried them. They couldve used a dash of experience.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  The Funniest Jokes,  
    
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drink responsibly barbados
drink responsibly

barbados

Barbados Jokes,  Anchorman Jokes,  
    
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'...And a diet coke please.'
'...And a diet coke please.'

Memes,  Soda Jokes,  Food Memes,  
    
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R.I.P. to all of the money I have spent on sushi and iced coffee this year.
R.I.P. to all of the money I have spent on sushi and iced coffee this year.

Sushi Jokes,  Coffee Humor,  Funny Money Quotes,  
    
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Barber: *whatcha want cuz* Him: "Let me get that *Sobe drink logo* Barber: *Say no more"
Barber: *whatcha want cuz*

Him: "Let me get that *Sobe drink logo*

Barber: *Say no more"

Memes,  Say No More Meme,  Funny Hair Cuts,  
    
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these drinks ain't nuthin to with!
these drinks ain't

nuthin to with!

Memes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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I made a shrimp smoothie. Because I was hungry and thirsty.
I made a shrimp smoothie.

Because I was hungry and thirsty.

Shrimp Jokes,  Hungry Meme,  
    
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What I wanted to do in 2015: - Drink water - Eat healthy What I actually did in 2015: - Drink margaritas - Eat tacos
What I wanted to do in 2015:
- Drink water
- Eat healthy

What I actually did in 2015:
- Drink margaritas
- Eat tacos

Funny Jokes,  Sms Jokes 2015,  Best Quote Of The Day 2015,  
    
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every stoner needs this
every stoner needs this

Memes,  Stoner Jokes,  Furniture Jokes,  
    
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Quit its Fall!!! Put me in everything you eat and drink for the next 3 months
Quit its Fall!!!

Put me in everything you eat and drink for the next 3 months

Memes,  Fall Jokes,  Pumpkin Spice Meme,  
    
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Brace yourself Pumpkin spice everything is coming
Brace yourself

Pumpkin spice everything is coming

Memes,  Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  Pumpkin Spice Meme,  
    
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