Food Jokes One Liners

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men when somebody orders fajitas and them s come out sizzlin
men when somebody orders fajitas and them s come out sizzlin

Memes,  Mexican Food Jokes,  Restaurant Meme,  
    
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"I'm starving." - me after 2 sandwiches, 12 wings, 49 chips and a gallon of ranch
"I'm starving." - me after 2 sandwiches, 12 wings, 49 chips and a gallon of ranch

Memes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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I swear nothing in this whole entire world smells better than the person you love

Have you ever walked by a Cinnabon
I swear nothing in this whole entire world smells better than the person you love

Have you ever walked by a Cinnabon


Memes,  Smell Jokes,  
    
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Babies really out here holding the same chip for like 3 hours
Babies really out here holding the same chip for like 3 hours

Memes,  Jokes About Babies,  Lays Chips Jokes,  
    
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How you ever pretended to not look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room and acted surprised when you offered one.
How you ever pretended to not look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room and acted surprised when you offered one.

Memes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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If you don't strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices.
If you don't strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices.

Memes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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 w tf is out here throwing tdogs that ing hard?
w tf is out here throwing tdogs that ing hard?

Memes,  Funny News Headlines Today,  Hot Dog Jokes,  
    
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Pizza rolls are just Italian gushers
Pizza rolls are just Italian gushers

Memes,  Italian Food Jokes,  
    
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It's fckd up that you can't find drive thru pasta anywhere smh
It's fckd up that you can't find drive thru pasta anywhere smh

Memes,  Drive Thru Jokes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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Chik fil a chicken tastes like the chickens grew up w both parents
Chik fil a chicken tastes like the chickens grew up w both parents

Memes,  Chick Fil A Meme,  Fast Food Jokes,  
    
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When you eating coco puffs and it's only one left
When you eating coco puffs and it's only one left

Memes,  Funny Racist Black Pictures,  Cereal Jokes,  
    
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My hands look like this so her can look like that
My hands look like this so her can look like that

Memes,  Candy Memes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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It's call a freeze pop, who raised you animals?
It's call a freeze pop, who raised you animals?

Memes,  Snack Jokes,  Popsicle Jokes,  
    
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Waiter: "Welcome to International House of Burgers! What can I get for you?"

Me:
Waiter: "Welcome to International House of Burgers! What can I get for you?"

Me:


Memes,  Restaurant Meme,  Pancake Jokes,  
    
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Whoever thought of appetizers was literally time  "we should pregame this food w more food" and I think that's really beautiful
Whoever thought of appetizers was literally time "we should pregame this food w more food" and I think that's really beautiful

Memes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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