Football Jokes One Liners

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Football is a very physical and dangerous sport, but you can still get your quality one liners in there. Without fail while your watching a good game your teams QB comes with a great pass and the announcer says “yup he went real deep there against the D” or if the defense had a great stop you know it wouldn’t be a game with out “There goes that bend but don’t break D!” not to mention the running back with “great penetration”

Here we have the funniest football jokes one liners from all over the Internet. We have sought out anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
The only way you can stop Messi is by pausing the video
The only way you can stop Messi is by pausing the video

Lionel Messi Jokes,  Video Jokes,  Funny Soccer Quotes,  
    
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Ezekiel Elliot showing up to the NFL draft like
Ezekiel Elliot showing up to the NFL draft like

Memes,  Athlete Jokes,  Celebrity Lookalikes,  
    
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The Carolina Panthers suck

And that's all I got to say about that
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even a cap cant cover my forehead; im peyton mannings other spic son

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even a cap cant cob

balding: The big forehead Family
The big forehead Family

The Carolina Panthers suck

And that's all I got to say about that


Carolina Panthers Jokes,  Forrest Gump Jokes,  Football Disses,  
    
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The only person that can save

The Denver Broncos
The only person that can save

The Denver Broncos


Denver Broncos Jokes,  Tim Tebow Meme,  Nfl Meme,  
    
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Welcome to the Pro Bowl

The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter
Welcome to the Pro Bowl

The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter


Pro Bowl Memes,  Drew Carey Meme (theme),  Nfl Jokes,  
    
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How I look at someone

When they say Gronk is overrated
How I look at someone

When they say Gronk is overrated


Rob Gronkowski Meme,  Nfl Memes,  Athlete Jokes,  
    
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Imagine if Gronk was

Healthy all year
Imagine if Gronk was

Healthy all year


Rob Gronkowski Meme,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  
    
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Old? Ha! The only thing getting old

Is us winning!
Old? Ha! The only thing getting old

Is us winning!


Arizona Cardinals Jokes,  Football Disses,  Funny Sports Quotes,  
    
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Because catching an average pass

Is too mainstream
Because catching an average pass

Is too mainstream


Calvin Johnson Memes,  Hipster Jokes,  
    
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Madden curse?

What's that?
Madden curse?

What's that?


Calvin Johnson Memes,  Madden Memes,  Gaming Humor,  
    
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What if I told you

That regardless of the time OU still sucks
What if I told you

That regardless of the time OU still sucks


Oklahoma Sooners Jokes,  What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  
    
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The Sooner wagon is mine!!!!
The Sooner wagon is mine!!!!

Clemson Tigers Jokes,  Oklahoma Sooners Jokes,  
    
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Another Cam Newton drive

Ends in a turnover
Another Cam Newton drive

Ends in a turnover


Cam Newton Memes,  Car Accident Jokes,  
    
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jerry jones forgot to pay the refs today? wtf?
jerry jones forgot to pay the refs today? wtf?

Memes,  Dez Bryant Meme,  Find Me A Good Joke,  
    
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