Football Season Jokes

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Football season rules

1. Do not root against my team.

2. Do not call me at any time on Sundays, Monday nights, and Thursday nights.

3. If for some reason you decide to text me during a game, it better be to ask me "Did you see that!" to which I will always respond, "What the heck do you think!"

4. If someone is dying, call 911 before you call me because I'm guessing they'll answer. I won't.

5. If someone has already died, do not call me, there's obviously nothing I can do. Also, there's no need for both of us to be sad at the same time.

6 If you're confused about my availability until February, please refer back to rule #2.
Football season rules

1. Do not root against my team.

2. Do not call me at any time on Sundays, Monday nights, and Thursday nights.

3. If for some reason you decide to text me during a game, it better be to ask me "Did you see that!" to which I will always respond, "What the heck do you think!"

4. If someone is dying, call 911 before you call me because I'm guessing they'll answer. I won't.

5. If someone has already died, do not call me, there's obviously nothing I can do. Also, there's no need for both of us to be sad at the same time.

6 If you're confused about my availability until February, please refer back to rule #2.


Memes,  Best Football Jokes,  Nfl Jokes,  
    
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Football season?

Don't be silly, darling, it's Halloween season.
Football season?

Don't be silly, darling, it's Halloween season.


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Men are absolutely useless when it comes to planning things ahead of time yet are somehow able to coordinate an entire fantasy football draft, blows my mind.
Men are absolutely useless when it comes to planning things ahead of time yet are somehow able to coordinate an entire fantasy football draft, blows my mind.

Memes,  Women Jokes About Men,  Fantasy Football Jokes,  
    
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Marty, quick!

There are Cowboys fans trapped in 1996
Marty, quick!

There are Cowboys fans trapped in 1996


Back To The Future Memes,  Dallas Cowboys Jokes,  
    
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So y'all about to watch this game or what?
So y'all about to watch this game or what?

Memes,  Drake Jokes,  Nfl Jokes,  
    
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NFL preseason starts tonight

I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious
NFL preseason starts tonight

I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious


Memes,  Football Season Meme,  Things Are Getting Pretty Serious,  
    
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Everyone is talking about Caitlyn Jenner

And I'm just sitting here waiting for football season
Everyone is talking about Caitlyn Jenner

And I'm just sitting here waiting for football season


Memes,  Football Season Meme,  
    
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This is me

Not caring about football season
This is me

Not caring about football season


Memes,  Football Season Meme,  This Is Me Not Caring,  
    
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Brace yourselves

Football season as returned.. women will be ignored
Brace yourselves

Football season as returned.. women will be ignored


Memes,  Football Season Meme,  
    
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Woke up today

One day closer to football season
Woke up today

One day closer to football season


Memes,  Football Season Meme,  Success Kid Meme (theme),  
    
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Just waiting for football to start
Just waiting for football to start

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Everybody's all excited about baseball

And I'm just sitting here waiting for football season to start
Everybody's all excited about baseball

And I'm just sitting here waiting for football season to start


Memes,  Football Season Meme,  Spiderman Desk Meme,  
    
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That moment when you realize

That football seasons officially over
That moment when you realize

That football seasons officially over


Memes,  Football Season Meme,  That Moment When Meme,  
    
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Football season is

Almost over
Football season is

Almost over


Memes,  Football Season Meme,  Crying Jokes,  
    
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Is it...

Football season, yet?
Is it...

Football season, yet?


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